Feel sick after breathing in smoke from a gay man's burning hair

So I work in my dad's barbershop and I accidentally lit a homosexual's hair on fire and the smoke was everywhere and I still feel sick two days later. It feels like there's something in my lungs and throat, IIN?

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  • Charli.m.s_Never_Ending_Period

    Noble effort. Wear a gas mask next time.

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  • Freedom_

    I'm afraid the transformation has begun, you are turning gay..

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    • Terence_the_viking

      Holy shit i almost choked on my potatoes.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  • onebigbang

    You may have gay guy hair burning smell cancer

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  • RoseIsabella

    How does one "accidentally" set someone's hair on fire.

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  • RoseIsabella

    That's what you get!

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  • thegypsysailor

    That's the number one way to get AIDS, didn't you know that?
    You may not test positive right away, but your life will never be the same!

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  • Ellenna

    Presumably the hair was not on the person's head at the time? The person's sexuality has nothing to do with your sick feelings, you have a mental illness called homophobia

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  • wistfulmaiden

    This is my laugh of the day:)

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  • flyingnostalgia

    That can be toxic

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