Flat earth

How does is it normal feel about the "Flat Earth" theory?

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8% Normal
Based on 37 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 29 )
  • Whatintarnation

    I've moved on to flat sun theory.

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    • Boojum

      LOL

      Never heard of that, but I'm sure there are some who believe it.

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  • BleedingPain

    It’s as stupid as people who don’t vaccinate their kids.

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  • leggs91200

    Each time I think of the earth being flat, I think of the Kansas LP cover "point of know return".

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  • mauzi

    maybe our 3d is flat to other beings

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Wow mate! Your making my brain hurt

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    it aint flat

    i lives on a big ole hill

    how the fuck is that flat?

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  • Faceless

    Antarctica is the wall around the earth. Whats over that wall? Level 2.

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    • mauzi

      See you on Flat Earth Cruise 2020!

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  • RoseIsabella

    It's a crock of shit.

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  • If it was flat the water would only be around the perimeter of earth. The way water works on earth it makes more sense for the earth to be sphere shape

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  • SwickDinging

    It ties in well with my firm belief in Discworld theory. Terry Pratchett is my saviour.

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    • CozmoWank

      I believe in the Discoworld theory. The Earth is a mirror covered sphere suspended over a dance floor.

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    • itsamistake

      Absolutely love Terry Pratchett, obviously the people who thumbed you down are illiterate fools.

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    • charli.m

      What sort of evil thumbed this down??

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      • SwickDinging

        I dunno. It's a thumbs down party at the moment, and I wasn't invited. It looks like a lot of other users weren't invited either.

        Or maybe someone just hates Terry Pratchett? Which is disgusting and inhumane.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Well what about the Helix (eric brown) around a star with multiple different environments on each individual helix level

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      • SwickDinging

        So... No giant elephants? No great turtle swimming through space? Sounds a bit far fetched to me

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        • shuggy-chan

          I wish I could find it, in the 90’s on of the tmnt comic i had.

          Had a really cool and detailed depiction of the “world on the back of a giant turtle” but i can never image search it and idk if i even still have that issue

          Its one of those things burned into my mind.

          But i read that book “helix” years and I remember liking it. It prompted me to read a few more of Eric Brown’s novels

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  • Funstable

    Square earth would look freaking cool. I wonder how physics would work then.

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  • DeadRatKing

    I believe that the Earth is flat. I think that the alleged images from NASA were doctored, and I am confident that Earth is flat. I'm glad to see that you know the truth!

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    • Naw

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      • DeadRatKing

        You're just brainwashed!

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  • TenFootDick

    Earth is flat, the "Earth is round" bullshit is FAKE NEWS and satan is behind the coverup!

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  • megadriver

    Just gonna pop over to my drinks GLOBE and pour myself a glass of Chivas.

    I'd really like to meet a flat earther in real life and greet them appropriately.

    I'd start drooling like a retard, start saying "Duh, duh, duh, buttered toast and this is Patrick" and pull out my flaccid cock!

    That's how flat earthers great each other right? XD

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  • chuy

    If you can prove it's flat by pusbing trump off the edge I'll believe it.

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  • LloydAsher

    How do satilites work in flat earth theory? Satilites dont use fuel to keep thier trajectories only for minor adjustments. If the world was a disk constantly accelerating through space the satilites would need to also have to physically maintain thier elevation.

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  • Boojum

    My favourite whack-job theory about the earth is that we all live on the internal surface of a hollow sphere, the sun is a half-black blob of molten magma suspended at the centre of the sphere, and the stars are lumps of ice suspended around the sun.

    I'm sure I recall reading that the Nazis provided some sort of funding and support to people who believed that if they could make a telescope powerful enough, they could look across the internal space of the sphere and spy on what was happening in the USA.

    I don't think much happened with that, but I'm sure there are those who believe that was only because of a vast conspiracy to conceal the truth.

    More people believe that the current scientifically accepted cosmology is correct, but we live on the external surface of a hollow sphere, there is another world below our feet, and the entrance is somewhere in Antarctica.

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    • McBean

      Dude, you're too smart for such an inane topic. Something like doppler shift as a function of distance due to Hubble expansion matches your mental capabilities better. Google it up; a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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