For a black man to want to identify as an older jewish woman

I have been so close to the jewish community all my life. I enjoy being black but i always felt i could have access to a whole nother world if i were a jewish woman. I grew up watching the golden girls and bea Arthur always seemed to be the character that related to me the most. I loved how she remained strong and dominant while at the same time keeping everyone in line and enjoying a hot cup of tea with the girls by the end of the show. I wish I could be just like her, or perhaps even leona helmsely and dance through the halls in the helmsley palace in a gorgeous silk down while all the interested bachelors gaze at a my straight combed back hair and perky breasts. I want to be able to fly first class to isreal and own a helfty 401k. To spend my nights looking at the beautiful hills of Tel Aviv dancing with my darling only to spend the night making pasionate love over a designer cushion.

I want to gaze down at my husband's hard jewish penis as he pounds my cute puckered little hole. I want to see his salt and pepper colored pubic hair brush against my meaty newly installed jewish vagina as he eventually pulls it out soaked in his sacred semen mixed with my warm vagina juices. I want to pose and act sarcastic with all the older investor bachelors on walstreet as they look for a good jewish woman to settle down with. To smell and kiss the secret scent of warm jewish penis. To see isreal and talk in nice new york accent as i attend temple.

I have so many jewish friends and have been working on making this transition work. I have already started speaking with a more nasally voice and push my mouth together so i have a cute jewish older female expression. I'm thinking of having the bottom surgery but i want to make sure that my vagina comes out authentically jewish, and i want to make sure that my pubic hair on my vagina is white. I need to also schedule a nose reconstruction surgery to create a more noble nose.

My friends who are jewish are acting weird around me because sometimes i'll try to blend in with them by speaking in a nasally new york accent. I think its kinda cute how we can all be similar, perhaps one day i can date one of them once i have the bottom surgery and the race change features installed. Do any of you have any advice on how i can better blend into jewish society?