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Do you stand up or sit down when you need to urinate? (On a normal toilet, not a urinal.)

Stand up 38
Sit down 16
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  • I am genuinely surprised that quite a lot here sit to pee...Wtf.

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  • rayb12

    I used to always sit down

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  • CozmoWank

    I stand on my head.

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    • lonewolf1253

      Did someone super glue your penis to your belly? I've heard of chicks doing that.

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      • CozmoWank

        Permanent hard-on.

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        • lonewolf1253

          And no gangrene has set in. I'm impressed. They usually say that if you have a woody for more than 4 hours to get your ass to the ER. You must be an exception.

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          • CozmoWank

            I was born with a baculum.

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  • Dustyair

    You must be joking....

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    • Pumpurrnickel

      Why would I be joking?

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      • Dustyair

        I was just doing a little detective work. Personally I like to stand. There is a bathroom on the first floor next to the lobby where I live. It has a nice urinal I just love to pee in, much better than a toilet. It's hard to beat that fresh urinal smell!

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  • curious-bunny

    Sit of course! But then again I'm trans so that might void my opinion but standing to pee is just gross!

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  • EnglishLad

    When I'm having foreplay with my girlfriend, I lay down in the bath and get her to squat down over my cock and I piss right onto her clit. She loves it!

    If I pee routinely though, I sit down because I have to drink lots of fluids anyway to stop my kidney transplant from rejecting and keep flushing it through. This has a secondary effect of making my shit quite watery and therefore kind of diarrhoea-like in texture.

    Basically, when I need to piss, I genuinely have no idea whether I need to shit too, so I sit down just in case.

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  • _Mehhhh_

    I sit.

    If I'm at home or in a CLEAN toilet, I'll sit on it. If it's a dirty toilet, I stand but I kind of lean forward into the toilet (standing upright is a risk because I spray sometimes)

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  • Rich_Guy

    It's best to sit if you are drunk.

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  • lonewolf1253

    I have to stand up. My enormous svanstuka is so large it would hang into the water otherwise.

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  • CDmale4fem

    I can honestly say that most times lately over last 2 years I do sit down.After 18 months of not knowing what was going on, about 8 months ago I was diagnosed with Autoimmune Retinopathy. I have also been declared legally blind by the VA. So the bottom line, there are mornings that if I don't sit down, I honestly cannot seeing I am hitting or missing.unless I feel the splashing on my legs or feet. If I'm not in the middle of the bowl I can't even see which way I need to go. So pretty much it really sucks ass to know you are going blind, u start to take things in more and more to heart. It has really made me learn to really look around a?

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  • Handyman

    I only sit down at night when I go in the dark.

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  • Carlton03

    I stand most of the time, except if nature calls for number 1 and 2 at the same time if you know what I mean.

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  • buddyroowho

    I've posted this question before, at home mainly I sit, just for comfort and relaxing, same at work if just need a break, go in the stall, and sit and pee, so if I have the time I sit, in a hurry, I stand, prefer sitting.

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  • Seahawksfan56

    Why would anyone take their pants all the way off and sit down. Unless your like very drunk at a house you don't wanna make a mess in

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  • Nickvey

    at home i usual sit because its a no clean up thing you cant miss, but when a urinal is in use i stand because i can miss a urinal either. if i had a urinal in my house id stand. then their is the other issue , if my cock is flaccid but saturated , the tip can touch the water and if a turd is floating it has crashed my cock , it turns out turds dont have a captain on board. thats pretty sick feeling first the water then a turd , i bet the ladies never thought about that and the well endowed guys are not going to tell. if im taking a dump i lay it in the nest that forms when i pull my pants down , thing is i risk releasing some urine into the back of my jenes thats not so cool either but its better than turd dick as male urine is sterile . so ladies what do you want ? some drips on your floor , or my turd dick in your mouth ? because im not going to say hey wait its been drinking out of your toilet , dont suck it. Im just going to let you suck it.

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