Friend is going to jail

He has blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, long lashes, full lips, and slight feminine voice. What can I tell him besides protect your asshole?
Any tips?

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  • harkosv

    Tell him to join the skinheads or the Neo Nazi gang for protection. By merit of the fact that he has blue eyes and blonde hair, everyone's going to assume he's a Nazi anyway, so may as well get people to have your back before you get jumped. Hell, way too many fucktards even outside of the clink probably assume he's a Nazi for having physical traits he can't control

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  • Mini69

    If he’s never taken it up the arse before you should help him get used to it. I suggest starting with a small dildo then gradually increase the size. Not saying he will definitely get rapped, but it would be better that he is broken in and prepared for it just in case.

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    • Billy247newaccount_35467829

      First of all, how ignorant are you? It wouldn't really matter if he's experienced or not.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      How liberal do you gotta be to say shit like that?

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  • Somenormie

    What did he do to go to jail?

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    How long? It also depends on what jail he's going too. Most jails you dont really have to worry much about rape. Alabama jail is where you have to worry people get raped there all the time.

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