Froggy friends!

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I live in the Pacific Northwest, America. 3 years ago I caught 6 tree frogs near by. Since then 3 have funeraled against my strict expectations of immortality, but I still have the other 3 hops. I am debating whether or not to release them back to the frog bog. I don't know if they would rather live the rest of their years in the bog or if they have lost their powers and need to stay in their boring tank. They make sure to ribbit for me every night while I sleep and I don't want them to get eaten by the big hungry caterpillar. I make sure to get them high and do everything they say. Should they hippity hop away?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    Whoa, wait, "powers", "immortality", "eaten by giant caterpillars", are you high? What kind of vegetation have you been smoking?

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Lily pads.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Hm.. At least they are soft.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago | pl

    I really like this post.

    I think you should keep them :)

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    • nkwacky
      10 years ago

      Aww.. Me too. Keep your froggies

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  • Sog
    10 years ago

    Some frogs secrete hallucinogens from their skin. But I guess you've already figured that out...

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I don't think its the frogs.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Let them go, its the right thing to do. Why do us humans think we are entitled to uproot wild animals from their natural habitats? Think about how you would feel if some being took you away by force from your surroundings and placed you in a environment that was completely foreign to you. Think about how your family and friends would feel if you disappeared without a trace.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I would let them go except for the fact that I got them as froglets and they are older now so I'm not sure how they would do if released since they never got to learn survival skills.

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    Well being a gummy bear, I wouldn't know what its like to have a bum hole /: is it painful having a bullfrog insterted in there?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    This made no sense, made me laugh, and I voted eat them. But I think you should let them go... you're really trippy, and probably not taking care of those frogs properly... so yeah... let them be free, and happy.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      They take care of me though.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    Cover yourself with cow's blood and let their bloodlust consume you to a pile of bones. Then we won't have to suffer through your nonsense posts.

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    • SkullsNBones
      10 years ago

      Couldn't have said it better myself, you sir/mam should be a life coach *salutes you*

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  • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
    10 years ago

    Since you get them high and do everything they say, you should let them eat YOU.

    Your frogs approve this message.

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    My Molotovcocktaily friends are much better.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      You solved it. Are you the only one here?

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  • Fabulous
    10 years ago

    Cocksolarge university

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I think you should put an african bullfrog in your bumhole.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      You are upset as any bird would be and I get that.

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    • gummy_jr
      10 years ago

      Why did this get thumbed down? ):

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        several times, too. Apparently it wasn't a very good suggestion. And why the hell not?? They are aggressive and have been know to bite. Who wouldn't want that up their butt? Some people, huh, gummy.

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        • Avant-Garde
          10 years ago

          So, it can bite some sense into his ass?

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago

            Yes, Ms Garde. You never fail to impress. Meow-chirp.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Awesome idea db

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  • WhiteCrow
    10 years ago

    sorry it took me so long to repliey been away for a while i found them cause your advice thx btw i dont feel like using grammar right now

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  • WhiteCrow
    10 years ago

    i only found one other 1

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Copy and paste the titles of the stories into the search bar. Make sure you turn off safe mode or they may not show up.

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  • WhiteCrow
    10 years ago

    I saw this on the thread Troll Confessions...

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Yes, but I also stated that this one isn't quite a troll story. I just wrote it in a humorous way. I do actually have frogs but I wasn't going to eat them and they don't actually talk to me.

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      • WhiteCrow
        10 years ago

        Oh sorry. I forgot that. May I ask why I couldn't find the other ones you posted on there?

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          I don't know. They should still be there.

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  • CornedBeefAndCabbage
    10 years ago

    I think you should keep 'em. They're probably so used to you feeding them that they might not do very well when released. I miss having frogs.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      That's what I figured. I decided to keep them. They're quite old and I think they would just die if I released them.

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  • FinnJakeFan
    10 years ago

    All! Keep them till they die, let them go, and they'll be eaten!

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  • 3rdXsTheCharm
    10 years ago

    Eat them? That's kinda fucked up.
    Other wise I enjoy this post, but let them live in the frog bog!

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Don't worry, I wouldn't actually eat them no matter how delicious they taste..

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Enjoy nature then leave it be.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    What do you feed them?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Crickets and other bugs.

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