From now on, no more photos. i only want paintings. is it normal?

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Any talentless schmuck can press a camera button. My selfies shall be meticulously painted with an oil brush like the masters such as Leonardo Da Vinci. Centuries later, my selfie will fetch millions in a heated bidding war at an auction house like Christie's, that is after it has been gloriously recovered from an infamous museum art heist, and maybe having spent some time decorating a mafia godfather's favorite hideaway villa in Lake Como, Italy. Is that abnormal? Or greater than normal? Or semi-normal? Or not normal? Or kind of normal?

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Great idea! Ima give the word shart a new meaning! Sh(it)art. Sorta like the Rorschach pictures butt better! I'll go get started now!
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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    I like you :)

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  • Adelenatalie
    9 years ago

    For real???? Wow if it's for real than ok maybe you can try a self portrait like can Van Gogh..... Or actually hiring an artist to do self portraits for you....

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  • Terence_the_viking
    9 years ago

    YEAH I FUCKING HATE YOUR DUCK FACE.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    "Be who you were always meant to be!" - Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Good luck with that.

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  • TrinidadianBaller
    9 years ago

    Cool story, tell it again if you have time.

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