Fucking ham

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i am 19 and a virgin. i started fucking ham a few years ago and am worried that i will never fuck a girl if i keep fucking ham. my mother thinks i am eating the ham and keeps buying large amounts of it. the more ham she buys the more i want to fuck the ham. is it normal to fuck ham. i roll the ham into the shape of a pussy and fuck it real hard.

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    Don't give him any ideas!

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  • knoshann
    13 years ago

    At least it isn't your mother or a dog :)

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    What about vegetarians that want to fuck food? What is your solution?

    This does not sound like a good product for muslims.

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      I supppose vegetarians could go after a nut roast. Which is the set-up line to about a million jokes...

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    that's even more disgusting than eating the meat...

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  • sgandtg
    13 years ago

    Or chicken.

    Yeah, try beef'n chicken.

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  • --ash--
    13 years ago

    No!!! Not the ham! You freak.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Consider beef.

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  • yourdadsahoe2
    1 year ago

    I suggest trying a fleshlight

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  • sega31098
    9 years ago

    Countless pigs died for your sexual pleasure...

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  • Hungryhungryhippo23
    10 years ago

    I literally cannot stop laughing.

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  • bigd25
    10 years ago

    there is plenty of girls that will fuck you.stop fucking the ham

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  • Hussainthemvp
    11 years ago

    Ummmmm NO COMMENT

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  • UnwashedJazzy
    12 years ago

    Or wwaarrmm apple pie :)

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  • Michael137
    13 years ago

    You are worried that this will turn into a full on ham fetish and that you won't want to fuck a girl? Maybe you could get a girl and cover her in ham or get her a meat dress like Lady Gaga?

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  • boys-are-toys
    13 years ago

    lmao

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  • letsclearthisup
    12 years ago

    what about kikes, what will they fuck?

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