Fun question about disney

Hey guys. I have a fun, somewhat childish, question about Disney princesses/girls. If you were accidentally transported in the world of Disney, which one would you date or make love with (she is single in this situation and loves you back)?

Cinderella 1
Jasmine 4
Aurora (from sleeping beauty) 1
Ariel 9
Pocahontas 2
Jane (from Tarzan) 2
Belle 2
Tiana 1
Alice 4
Snow White 2
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  • Mammal-lover

    None of the above. I dont even like Disney characters

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    • DIO

      You always hate everyone anyway...

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      • Mammal-lover

        That's a little strong. I simply dont like Disney. Butchers the tales. Songs every 3 and a half minutes constantly hearing about if fron others wich is incredibly annoying. Awkward animations. Frankly I just dint like Disney. Hate is a bit string however

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        • Aethylfritha

          But the original stories are so sad/ disturbing.

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          • Mammal-lover

            Exactly. They teach lessons. The original stories are a work of art and they arnt actually original. The brothers grim cleaned them up and shortened them. There used to be rape murder etc in the stories.

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        • DIO

          What about Fantasia?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            id fuck the broom

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            • DIO

              That broom as a thicc ass thought

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          • Aethylfritha

            Well thats its own thing not based on a fairy tale. But ...the dinosaurs did die.

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          • Mammal-lover

            I dont even know who that is. I liked Aladdin though. That movie is pretty sound

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            • DIO

              So you're talking about Disney and don't even know Disney movies? Sure. Seems legit.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Probably jasmine but idk many of those characters

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    • LornaMae

      Of course you don't! You will in about 3 years when your baby boy comes of age!!!

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Jasmine seems pretty fun tho. Not many girls would get on a magic carpet

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        • LornaMae

          Please show him and instill Moana values instead!!!!

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  • LloydAsher

    Thor is the best princess from Disney.

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  • DIO

    Seems like Ariel is winning. I'm pleased.
    Part II coming soon. Stay tuned.

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  • LornaMae

    And it's funny how most votes are for Ariel whose bottom half is vag-less fish...

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    • DIO

      She has legs and everything that comes with it.

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      • LornaMae

        Only when she's out... right? Mm.... not sold yet! :/

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        • DIO

          She was turned into a human. And she is the best girl someone could wish for. Funny, happy, curious, beautiful, kind, a dreamy head, cute.

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  • LornaMae

    Now that I think of it, DIO... This is an unfair and sexist question! You should at least have asked us ladies who we'd rather be in that situation. Guess that's why I could only come up with the random prince charming reply yesterday.

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    • DIO

      Of course it's a sexist question. I'm a guy, I don't care about men.

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      • LornaMae

        Oh, wait! I'm confused again. (Damn!! IIN is confusing me more than I ever expected!)

        Are you asking this as a boy or a girl??

        (BTW, can you give me some Parisian 'underground tips' on things to do?)

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        • DIO

          I don't understand your question. But what I meant is that I'm a guy so of course I'm going to do a post on attractive women and not attracive men.

          I only go to Paris when I have to (for surgery and other stuff). I don't know what you're expecting when you say underground tips. What do you want and what do you like?

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  • bigbudchonga

    Dear god I've done too many drugs. I think I remember seeing a lot of those movies; in reality I remember very little of them though.

    I think the Tarzan universe was pretty cool, right? Burt wasn't he getting chased by some people?

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  • Fugazi,again

    Walt Disney's parents died due to a mysterious gas leak in their house. He inherited all their money.

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  • john66669

    most of them but personally i prefer jessica rabbit raven from teen titans star fire from teen titans and elsa from frozen as shes based on elsa jean the pornstar

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  • raisinbran

    I had a crush on Ariel as a teenager.

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    • LornaMae

      One of my main exes had a crush on Thumbelina and first got a hard-on to her story. It's endearing but kinda creepy at the same time.

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    • DIO

      She thicc. Like the red hair.

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  • EnglishLad

    Pocohontas was beautiful. Must have been based on a stunning real life woman.

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  • GaelicPotato

    Alice.
    Duh.

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    • DIO

      Her pussy is a little tight but otherwise great choice.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        No pussy is too tight if your brave enough.

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        • DIO

          I'm not talking to a rapist like you who would rather hurt a girl to satisfy his needs than give her pleasure without pain.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Hahaha DIO is salty today! Telling me I'm bad in bed because he is totally the expert. You really shouldn't make claims you have jo evidence for my dude.

            Do I need to start bragging how easily and often I make girls cum next?

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            • DIO

              Stop intrepreting again. I've never said you were bad in bed. I've said you don't care if you hurt the girl because you only want to satisfy your dick. You being good or not is irrelevant. I'm sure you're the kind of guy who would force himself inside a small girl.

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      • GaelicPotato

        Thank you.

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  • Toledorwb

    I’d bang the big sister from lilo and stitch Not a princess but I’d wreck her vage

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    • DIO

      We're only looking at beautiful girls here. Thank you.

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  • LornaMae

    Prince Charming, the random man in those stories.

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  • KholatKhult

    Tiana or Pocahontas. Where’s Mulan?!

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    • DIO

      Mulan is so insignificant I didn't include her. I don't like what they've done with the character. She could have been way better.

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    • LornaMae

      Where's Moana?

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      • DIO

        I didn't include Moana because she's 3D. I only wanted to put 2D girls for this first part.

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  • Aethylfritha

    Hey im female but I always wanted Prince Erik! Hes a bit dumb but hot and likes animals.

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    • DIO

      Did I said princes? No, I didn't.

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      • Aethylfritha

        Aw cmon dont make me do my own prince pole just for girls( or gay dudes).

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        • DIO

          You should do it. It would be interesting to see what girls like.

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