Genie wish

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If I found a genie and had 3 wishes one would be that I had a machine that makes gas that causes people to masturbate uncontrollably if they breathe it and then Id spend the rest of my life travelling the country in an RV and releasing it through the air vents in populated places like malls and supermarkets and laughing at the chaos as everyone in the store starts masturbating all over the place

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    3 years ago

    So it would be like a monkey paw where you get the wish but it comes with some horrible consequence? Like my masturbation gas would accidentally leak in the RV and Id be the only one to inhale it and get arrested for public masturbation?

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    A Genie just like the one from Aladdin.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Yes, exactly like that!

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  • McSorley
    3 years ago

    I'd wish for my parents back. I'd give the other two wishes away if I got that.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    If I found a genie in a bottle my first wish would be perfect health for myself, and my family. My second wish would be to be completely financially secure for myself, my parents, and my sister. Finally my final wish would be to have greatly expanded intelligence to include intellectual, and physical abilities such as language abilities, and musical abilities, etc.

    Yeah, your wish is total bullshit, and a waste of a wish, man!

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      Your cat isn't in your wishes?

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        Well, he's part of my family so the first wish covers him.

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        • raisinbran
          3 years ago

          ah, ok

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  • megadriver
    3 years ago

    1.Fat pile of cash (50 million Euro would be enough)
    2.My parents and I live long, healthy lives.

    3.The world focuses on science, instead of stupid, trivial nonsense like political parties, race, wars, etc... The only salvation for humanity is science!

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago

    My first wish would be for infinite wishes

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I dont think you can do that...

      If it was 3 It would be uncontrollable masturbation gas machine, Explosive diahrea gas machine, and $45,000,000. With some of the money Id buy a cheap RV and load the 2 gas machines into it, and drive from city to city. If the police tried to pull me over I'd just release the masturbation and diahrea gas through a small vent in the back, that would easily stop any police pursuit because the cops would be pooping while they masturbate. So my spree would continue forever, until I realize I forgot to wish to live forever and get old, and must pass my poop and masturbation spree on to somebody else. I'd probably find somebody who was down. At this point I spent maybe a couple hundred thousand of 45 million. My empire will continue forever.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    I would create the most fascinating narrative for myself

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I cant imagine anything more fun than causing random masturbatory chaos

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      • [Old Memory]
        3 years ago

        Hmm true, but the wishes I would make would be to relive my life with certain changes, and basically I would write my life with adventure and fantasy, uninhibited by expenses.

        I would wish carefully, so each wish would have more than one benefit. Basically I would end up reliving my life with what I know now, set myself up with resources to pursue passions, and live out my life living deliberately

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