Get a wash rag and clean those stove burners.
I'm home sick today. Maybe it's this cold I have thats clogging my brain waves. I just watched about ten minutes of "The View" on TV. I realize that this is woman's programming and I'll never see this show again (unless I'm kidnapped and tortured by ISIS terrorists), but these woman on this show (with the acception of Whoopie) do nothing but spout out a bunch of mindless dribble. Is this normal for a women's talk show? Couldn't the network find somebody else more worldly and intelligent besides these P-brain house fraus? They need to be at home cleaning those greasy stains around their stove burners. Or get to ironing that pile of wrinkled clothes sitting in the hamper. Just my pet peeve. Now let me take these pills and get some sleep.