Giraffe walked into my room--i shat on my magic carpet wtf?

Can I have some of what you had?

Have you checked your local news stories to see if any giraffes escaped from zoos in your area?

Is it normal to take acid cocktails? No. Is it normal to see giraffe's shitting on your carpet while intoxicated with acid cocktails? Yes. As for the shit stain on the carpet, all I can say is LMFAO.

Mom! There's a giraffe in the shower!!

MOM!! A FUCKING GIRAFFE!!!

LMAO i'm sorry I just laughed suuuper hard! You were imagining yourself ahem, sh!tting on the carpet therfore you probbaly did, lol.

Besides, your not the only one who has gone wack after doing drugs (which btw is stupid) my cousin said his friend got high once and asked everyone if they could see the dancing skeletons playing basketball in the palm of his hand! lol! I almost p!ssed myself when I heard that!

So anyhoo, yes for an idiot who takes drugs and all that other sh!t, its pretty normal

XD your hallucination didnt happen, but brotha, i gotta say... you shat on your carpet! lol

YOU probably shit on the fucking carrpett

Acid shit stains on youre carpet after taking acid? >.<', musta been a girrafe :/

I was going to be the responsible one and talk about the dangers of drugs but the 4 comments above mine are just too funny to ruin.

How high are your ceilings? The girraffe might have got the shit squeezed out of him if they werent high.

You asshole! What happened was you freaked out because you were high and then you shit on the carpet. There was no fucking giraffe dummy! You hallucinated and shit yourself. You need to stop wasting your money on drugs and save some for stanley steamer carpet cleaner. Call and make an appointment asap! Just tell them its an emergency, a giraffe came over your house and shit on your carpet. I'm sure they will run right over to your house. Imao

maybe u thought it wasn't shamPOOED well enough

LOL! Giraffes...that's a new one, if it was a pink elephant however, I'd say normal :P

I would suggest you quit taking acid. you'll end up having a bad trip. I saw someone severly burn their hand while taking that shit. they put their hand on purpose in a fire because they couldn't feel it and someone removed their hand for them... for several weeks after that the young man suffered.. you might end up killing someone and not knowing it... or killing yourself

THIS IS THE SORT OF CRAP THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ON DRUGS! YOU CAN HALLUCINATE, OR PASS OUT. YOUR HEART COULD RACE OR STOP ALTOGETHER! NO ONE KNOWS JUST WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! THAT'S WHY CERTAIN DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL! YOU COULD'VE KILLED YOURSELF!

I'm sorry, but I'm really tired of telling people these things. Maybe you just need to figure things out for yourselves.

There is not now, nor has there ever been a giraffe that s*** on your carpet. Listen, and I'll say this part slowly. I'll even break it into syllables if you'd like:

It was a hall-u-cin-o-gen-ic ef-fect brought on by your dose of il-le-gal drugs!

that's some good acid

Lol.. This had to be the funniest thing I read

Maybe, it was thou that shat on the magic shampooed carpet whilst you tripped?

why is everyone getting mad at him for doing "il-le-gal" drugs? who really cares if thats how he amuses himself? drugs are fun!

LOL

Be careful, a friend of my went on an acid trip and a something told him his head would make a cool sound if he hit it with a sledgehammer. good thing he didnt

personally i prefer rhino's

I'll have what ur having! But WTF? A giraffe magic carpet,

is this what you do for attention? i dont mind it i was laughing really really hard when i read this you just made my day :D

did you took your purple pills?

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this! You should probably reconsider doing drugs. Next time you might be jumping out of a window, instead of shitting on the carpet.

My friend said he got eaten alive by ants when he was on cactus juice. So yes, I'm sure a giraffe shitting on your carpet is entirely feasible.

But no, I think YOU shat the carpet. And that's just nasty...

Interesting.......