Girlfriend and peeing in the sink

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My girlfriend is moving in soon and I have to come up with a solution for my urinating habit. I'm tall, the toilet is low and there's always some spillage no matter how good my aim is. I don't like the idea of random droplets and puddles of urine ending up on the bathroom floor, it smells bad. But I also don't like sitting, it's a little emasculating and wastes water.

Lock bathroom door, scrub sink with soap afterwards	10
Sit on the bowl	37
Install urinal (not really possible though)	5
Pee in bowl standing up, then clean the rim, floor, wall and cabinet every time	7
Pee in the bathtub instead	17

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RoseIsabella

4 years ago | pl

Pee sitting down, it's not emasculating if no one sees you. Urinating in the sink is just plain gross.

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- NoLifer
  
  4 years ago
  
  I mean I can see this being problamatic on a number of levels. Like what happens when he has to use public urinals does he also miss or does he pee in the sink?
  
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- queensleep
  
  3 years ago
  
  yes Rose, it's not emasculating to get a sex change if no one knows, not in the least!
  
  if my bf ever sat on the bowl I'd say you better grow your dick longer then!
  
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- Bass
  
  4 years ago
  
  When you have a bowel movement and have to sit down do you feel emasculated? I find a jug, like Simply Orange, big enough to accommodate the tip of my penis when flaccid and pee in that when I'm playing COD or Battlefield, but never in the bathroom sink, kitchen sink maybe, if I'm just feeling extremely lazy, followed by a bleach chaser.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I see myself. And I feel like this is my house and I shouldn't have to sit. But I don't want to gross her out.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yeah, don't gross her out.
    
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- palehorse
  
  4 years ago
  
  Or bend your knees. OP, it's not that hard.
  
  Whatever you do, though, don't squat on *top* of the toilet. It might break under you and you'll end up with some nasty injuries.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    OMG! I hate going to a public ladies restroom, and seeing shoe prints on the toilet seat!
    
    Also, I want to say that one thing I really miss about living in Las Vegas, Nevada is the fact that all public restrooms have toilet seat covers available. It wasn't like that in Texas, and it isn't like that in Delaware. I honestly think all public restrooms should have toilet seat covers. People are just so gross.
    
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    - Ellenna
      
      4 years ago
      
      Are you meaning actual toilet lids? If so, I hate public toilets which don't have them AND I really wish EVERYONE would close them before they flush to stop that fine spray from whatever they've just done going everywhere! Do people think those lids are for decoration, or what?
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        No, I'm talking about toilet seats, and toilet seat covers. People can be like pigs. The worse the establishment keeps up, and cleans their bathrooms the bigger pigs people are.
        
        *no offense to actual swine of course*
        
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    - annamac
      
      4 years ago
      
      Why are there shoe prints on toilet seats? I’ve never seen that before🤨
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        People, mostly women, stand on the toilet seat, squat instead of covering the seat with toilet paper strips, and sitting, or hovering over it.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        No idea this was happening in women's restrooms... they must be filthier than the men's room.
        
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        annamac
        
        4 years ago
        
        Oh, I feel like that’d be hard to do 😂
        
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Ichabuskene

4 years ago

Nothing wrong with peeing sitting down!

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- Ichabuskene
  
  4 years ago
  
  Just don't let your dick touch the water
  
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  - Doesnormalmatter
    
    4 years ago
    
    Why not? Lol
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      4 years ago
      
      ... cause it's kinda gnarly.
      
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      - Doesnormalmatter
        
        4 years ago
        
        I don't think so! And you don't have a dick so how would you know! Strap-ons don't count! Besides, I use toliet water to wipe off my dick if I just got done cumming. Then I'll shower after.
        
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        raisinbran
        
        4 years ago
        
        what the fuck?
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        Thats nasty!
        
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LloydAsher

4 years ago

I've done it a few times. Do not recommend depending on the height of the sink. I'm six foot so most sinks are only a few inches above me but it's still a hassle to do so.

Your optimal solution is to use a funnel. Yes a funnel, though it doesn't even have to be an actual one. It could just be a bottle with the bottom cut out allowing for the urine to have a centralized drop point....

Or bend your knees... that works too.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  The funnel's actually a good idea, I might try that. Thanks.
  
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EnglishLad

4 years ago

Pee sitting down, it's perfectly fine and is actually more efficient because you can have a shit too while you're sat down. I've lost count of the amount of times I didn't think I needed a shit, but I sat down on the toilet to pee and then realised I actually did...

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GaelicPotato

4 years ago

Sit down you barbarian.

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bigbudchonga

4 years ago

Don't sit, dude. Sitting to piss in the benchmark of the emasculated men.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I won't.
  
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lordofopinions

4 years ago

The last choice is gross. I'll sometimes piss while taking a shower but to piss in the bathtub.......YUCK!! Your best choice is to sit down.

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NormalAdventure

4 years ago

How about this? Move into a house with two bathrooms, pee however you want in yours and always keep the door closed with a "keep out" sign on it.

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NormalAdventure

4 years ago

It behooves a guy who cleans his own bathroom to pee standing up.

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momwatcher69

4 years ago

Unless you're drunk, all the time, there's no reason that you can't learn how to pee in a toilet.
Be a "big boy", and grow up !! Peeing in the sink shouldn't even BE an option.... especially with a g/f moving in.
Geez, people on here have REAL problems, and you haven't learned how to use a modern toilet?
How old are you ?!
Put the seat up, do your 'business', and if you "miss" ... WIPE IT UP.

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raisinbran

4 years ago

Just keep it simple, use the bowl like a civilized human being. Have you tried kneeling?

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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

I'm tall and have never had this problem because I actually prefer to sit.

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

If you're so concerned about wasting water, just buy a large houseplant and piss in that.

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- lordofopinions
  
  4 years ago
  
  LOL :-)
  
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CDmale4fem

4 years ago

If the toilet is to small or short, it can always develop a crack and require replacement. The new water saver toilets are taller to the seat from floor. They need the extra for flushing to get the push it needs to flush fully with less water. Try getting it replaced.

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Ellenna

4 years ago

Whether you pee standing or sitting has nothing to do with your masculinity and I've been racking my brain but can't work out why doing it peeing could waste water?????

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- CountessDouche
  
  4 years ago
  
  I think he means that he feels like he would have to flush the toilet after pissing (I guess you can't follow the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" rule with a new girlfriend) & doesn't have to do that in the sink- just a quick rinse, I guess?
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    That's correct.
    
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    - McBean
      
      4 years ago
      
      The yellow mellow rule is widely accepted in Australia and other water poor countries. In the U.S. and water rich Canada, it's a sign of working class values, low income, and substandard hygiene habits. Proceed with caution.
      
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      - raisinbran
        
        4 years ago
        
        It's funny and true... it's one of these things people don't realize because it's not widely known or talked about. I think it's because blue collar and middle/upper middle class don't mix much.
        
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dimwitted

4 years ago

That's disgusting. I've seen some houses with urinals. Or get one of those toilets that are raised up.

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