Girlfriend farted

I use to hangout with my friend and he had this girlfriend when we werein middleschool. One day she ripped a sinful fart in secrecy and even tried to blame the dog. From that day on everytime I have a nasty fart Ill tell people "that one was a mandy". I also think of the girl everytime I smell a nasty one.

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Based on 11 votes (6 yes)
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  • Tinybird

    No he didn't. Middle schoolers can not have girlfriends or boyfriends.

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    • I have no idea what you're even talking about

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  • EnglishLad

    Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
    Whoever denied it, supplied it.
    Whoever blamed you, framed you.

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  • Meowypowers

    Everybody farts

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