God should worship me.

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I'm deserving of his attributes multiplied infinitely. He should give honor and respect when I enter the room, and his angels should obey me and serve me, because i proved my worth without any of his powers, so imagine how great I'll be with infinite attributes/stats?

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Based on 47 votes (13 yes)
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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Good luck with that.

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  • thedankgames
    7 years ago

    Wtf why?

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      That's just what I was wondering.

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  • Miggy555
    7 years ago

    God is a fucking coward. I'd like to see how he likes not having any powers, and a fragile, weak human body, fuck that useless fairy tale propaganda from china.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    You're stark raving NUTS!!

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  • thejackal
    7 years ago

    God is a fat black gay woman in a wheelchair

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  • AlphaMaleCharles
    7 years ago

    God can go fuck himself in the ass.

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