Good unisex name for baby with no gender?

My friend is having a baby she hasn't named it yet but we're supposed to fill out a recommend a name card for her zoom party and it has to be a unisex name since her baby doesn't have a gender. Anyone have a good unisex name?

She's a them and her baby is a them too so it's not gonna be a boy or girl it can choose a gender later on in life but it will be an it/them

If anyone has any name suggestions so I can use it thanks :)

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    FuckedFromBirth.

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  • raisinbran

    She can call it My Childhood is Fucked

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    • lol.

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  • momgetthecamera

    creature

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  • ellnell

    How about "yay for ruining my childs life". I dare you.
    One less degenerate friend after that hopefully.

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  • Boojum

    It.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I hate this trend of using “it” as a pronoun, it’s dehumanising. People act as if just saying “they” is some sort of Olympic feat.

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      • Clunk42

        In the past, the word "he" was the term used for that. "They" as a singular pronoun is a more modern usage. So, just as you dislike the more modern usage of "it", I dislike your modern usage of "they".

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        • Tinybird

          ew why "he" the main pronoun? Why is Male like the default gender in our society? It should be the other way around, as all males were once female.

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          • LloydAsher

            Latin was a gendered language. Latin is the root language for a lot of languages. Tor and trix was a male and female suffix. Aviator, dominator, dominatrix.

            It's easier to just use the language as is than to invent more rules to solve the "patriarchy" issue that's not even an issue to 99% of people.

            English is a mutt language with no regulation on what is normal English. Unlike french where it takes 10 years for a new french word to enter the lexicon. You go 300 years back in time and french would be mostly the same. English would be very different.

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          • Clunk42

            Many languages have the male pronouns as the default pronouns. For example, Spanish has male pronouns as the default, and English used to have male pronouns as the default. At this point, male is not the default gender, as I was saying above, since it was replaced with "plural" being the default plurality over singular, rather than "male" being the default gender over female. Males being the default gender is a considerably older thing than "our society". Most societies had male as the default gender.

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      • Tommythecaty

        “They” makes it sound like the person is psychotic...

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        • dude_Jones

          Some of the multiple personalities are likely more psychotic than the other ones.

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          • Tommythecaty

            Anyone who goes by “they” is just being a deliberately pretentious kook. Identity politics is humans at full retard.

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            • dude_Jones

              Hmmmm, I suppose kooks are saying world population of 7.8 billion is fake news. Having multiple heads makes it easier to party with yourself.

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      • LloydAsher

        They is also not good either for a prounown because if there are multiple individuals using they isnt is really hard to pin down which individual it is.

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        • MonteMetcalfe

          Acceptable replacements for "They":
          -"Confused".
          -"Vague".
          -"Enigma".
          -"Person formerly known as He/She".

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          • LloydAsher

            It sounds easier to say.

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    • Somenormie

      So like the movie " It " ?

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      • Boojum

        All babies are little monsters, so it would be kinda appropriate.

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  • Hubbard

    Wtf how is that possible

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    • Clunk42

      It's not. It's just people believing idiotic falsehoods.

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  • JustAHuman

    Does the baby also get to choose their own race later in life?

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  • freakyman69

    Wait a second. if shes a "them" why are you referring to them with female pronouns? lol

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    • Oh I only did it so it's less confusing I never say she/her in person. They only became them/they a year ago

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      • RoyyRogers

        Shelly, Sherlock, Hemlock, Charlie, Bono, Ruldoph, Cody, Taylor, jack, Sam

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  • nopurpose

    Garbage

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  • Clunk42

    Plezsavmyfrum Miterblparnts.

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  • The child is going to grow up fucked up. In a way not giving a child a gender is spoiling them. Kids cant always have what they want.

    I'd say Charles. Its a good girl's and boy's name
    Tate
    Andrea
    Kim
    Seth
    Jayme (Pronounced Jaiiimee)

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    • LloydAsher

      So Jimmy? I have no idea why people use alternate spelling for common names.

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      • Jayme for a girl. Or it could work for a guy. However Jayme seems more gender nuetral that Jamie

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        • LloydAsher

          Never met a guy named jayme tons of Jimmy's

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          • I know a girl called Jayme. It also seems like a guys name tho

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      • Clunk42

        I think they meant /d͡ʒæ.mi/, not /d͡ʒɪ.mi/.

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        • pronounced like the normal "Jamie"

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          • Clunk42

            So I was correct.

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            • yup

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        • LloydAsher

          Ah I see. Somehow I understood that.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I’ve always liked the name Seth for some reason.

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      • I used to know an annoying little kid called Seth. He was wild

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  • Mini69

    Why doesn’t the freak not give it a name, so it can choose it’s own name when it’s older!

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    • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

      If I was able to choose my name as a kid it would have been Cherlindrea after the fairy queen in Willow. My goodness...I guess I could have gone by Cher.

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  • megadriver

    Thing, It, Top Secret, Living organism, Biological, Organic...

    These are a few vague names for a vague baby, who's life is being fucked right from the start. Some people really shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Call it Turd; it's already in the shitter.

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  • a-curious-bunny

    I never understood that they them shit

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  • LornaMae

    Thingy.

    I have no idea how I'm here 1 year and a half or less after I've been here last, but... hey! Ding pix ♡♡♡

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Cuck

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    partick bateman

    jeffery dahmer

    hillary

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  • Somenormie

    You be the decider make sure you dont name them a name that is suspectable to bullying.

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  • litelander8

    I just recently learned that Montana is a dude name. But I feel like it’s more feminine.

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    • Clunk42

      All the men want to be like Montana Johnson.

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      • litelander8

        Idk who that is.

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        • Clunk42

          I'm fairly certain I am the only one here who would get that reference.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Who is that? I've never heard of that dude?

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  • 3j1a6c4k9

    Moon like Zappa

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  • nopurpose

    Garbage

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  • LloydAsher

    You choose a boy or a girl name. Depends on the sex of the child. The child can be whatever gender they want to... in the 18 years or so it takes for them to properly understand the concept of it and being an adult and renaming to whatever they hell they want.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Alex, Taylor and Quinn are my suggestions. I like Harley as well but personally wouldn’t want to be called that, maybe just as a middle name.

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    • Tinybird

      How about Harley Quinn?

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      • SkullsNRoses

        I feel that would open the floor to bullying, and to being seduced by supervillains later in life.

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  • applepiedreams

    Luca

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  • Wryladradofft

    Morgan, Logan, Dylan and Regan are all generally considered unisex. I've also known a girl named Andy once, so I guess that too

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Also, please do not ever call the child "it". I have no issue with raising a child gender neutral but you never call a person an "it".

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Luka. It's typically male but I cared for a little girl with the same name. Caden, Jordan, Riley, Reese, Rowan, Dakota, Harley, Taylor.

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  • jethro

    The baby has a gender. But a good unisex name would be Pat.

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  • miss_jass06

    I don't know if it's a serious post, but anyway... Alex, Sam, Joe, Charlie, Bobby, Taylor, Billie, Cameron, Drew, Jaden, Sasha.

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  • BalboSaggins

    Bob, Bobby, number one, challenger deep, Xi Xi, commander lipschitz, Julie, neutral gender pronoun.
    .

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    • LloydAsher

      Lots of Asian names are non gendered.

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      • BalboSaggins

        Not true my friend.

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        • LloydAsher

          Lots isn't a specification of percentages.

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  • BlueAlice

    Sam, Kim

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  • GeekyGold

    Alex, Andy, Ashley, Theo, James(know a little girl with this name, she a brat but it is a cute name), Avery, Charlie, Dylan, Erin, Gray, Kendall, Kyle, Rylie, Phoenix, Sage, and Wren!

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