Government-issued femboys and twinks

I've heard about people who think that sex should be a right and should be redistributed by the government in much the same way as the government does with your taxes. What bothers me is the lack of options - they all assume that those of us who would use such a resource are into being allotted women. Finding myself repulsed by the idea of having a government-issued woman, I'd rather the state provide me with the option to request a feminine young gay/bisexual man. Femboys and twinks are superior to women in that they have all the elegance and femininity of a woman, without any of the usual ickiness that I find accompanies one. I could have my own harem of cute young men in slutty clothes and cat ears bouncing around to refill my whiskey glass and cuddle with me in bed. Why anyone would want a woman when this could be the case, I honestly don't know.

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Comments ( 29 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Sex with another person is NOT a right, and I don't care if you're gay, or straight! Not my circus, not my monkey... and not my problem. 🙂

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  • notmyrealname123

    so your gay.

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    • Idk, maybe. Need sum1 to send more hot boys my way in order to find out.

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      • LloydAsher

        Men? Fine.

        Boys? Go die on a fire

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        • You're fucking retarded. Someone says "I like that college aged girl at the coffee shop" and your ass is all "how can she be college aged if she's a girl?????"

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          • LloydAsher

            Didnt specify what "boy" you were talking about. That's on you

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            • When god was handing out autism, you thought he said "awesomeism" and asked for seconds.

              Someone: "Brb, gonna grab a brew with the boys"

              Your dumb ass: "You're giving alcohol to minors?"

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            • davidzztop

              Nope ……. It was obvious. He’s right. You’re retarded.

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  • KholatKhult

    Still trying to get the bread redistribution down - but once that is sorted, yeah, I’ll add your prettyboy queers to the 5 year plan
    *writes X next to name*

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      comrade kommisar im also concerned about my vodka allotment

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      • KholatKhult

        During times of war all vodka supplies are redirected to the frontlines, helps our men run more zigzaggy

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    • Are you making a list, and checking it twice?

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      • KholatKhult

        Yeah when a coupla fellas come knocking on your door you should go with them, they’re Santa’s helpers

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        • But if your helpers are at my house, then who's jacking you off at yours?

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          • KholatKhult

            Real men

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  • Vvaas

    goodness

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I have pondered the idea of running for office on the promise of free big booty latinas for everyone. Think about it, what is hindering our economy the most? Its inflation. What adds to inflation? Its high oil prices (cost of transporting good is expensive).

    Who has oil? Venezuela. Who has the hottest women in the world? Russia. But Venezuela is also good. So we invade Venezuela (they have the most crude oil reserves on the planet) and we take the latinas. They have been starving for a decade so they are not fat. I would vote for me.

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    • LloydAsher

      What's your policy on taxes and domestic energy production?

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        A regressive tax. The less money you make the more taxes you pay. This will force libtards to work more and they wont have time to complain about pronouns. Inagine the productiveness of our economy. Factories would never stop running or people would riot. China couldnt compete anymore. But the main compagn promise is big booty latinas for everyone.

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        • People would probably riot if you actually tried to implement suck a tax scheme, genius.

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            That's where the government issued big booty latinas come in to calm ppl down, genius...

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  • Naughty4bbc

    I'll be your onsite femboy waiter and anything else you need me for

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  • davidzztop

    Not into twinks, although I was one back in the day.

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  • rockyrocks

    see it's ok to like men but don't put down women to express that

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    • I just think women are icky. I even specified that *I* found women icky, I didn't insist that it's an objective matter of fact. I don't complain when lesbians go on about how gross and disturbing my sex is, or when women go on about how we know sexuality isn't a choice because why would anyone willingly date a man.

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  • kikilizzo

    Womens bodies are gorgeous and a true work of art.
    Mens bodies are like a washing board and I dont care for muscles on dudes unless they are subtle.
    Femboys are the worst kind of "men" out there. Ruined by anime and hentai addiction.

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    • It depends on the femboy; plenty are uninspiring or too womanish, but every so often you se one who's just too cute to ignore.

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