Grocery aisle you have to live in the rest of your life

I left out the fruit and veggy aisle as the obvious choice.

Sports drinks, chips, cookies 5
Sparkling water, wine, beer 3
Bread, cereal, pastries 3
Candy, chocolate, holiday cards 1
Frozen dinners, burritos, ice cream 12
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Comments ( 19 )
  • GaelicPotato

    Probably the first. You gotta drink something, and there's a bit of crisps and cookies too.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    What kind of grocery store is this? Is it a mom and pop shop or a major retail chain? Can I live at the store I work at? Their aisle arrangement is different that what's listed. XD

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    • Typical large grocery store chain. You can never leave!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I'll pick aisle G29. It's the aisle in the typical store chain I work in that starts with granola, then cereal, then seasonings, and then case packs of bottled water. I'll just live off of the low sugar high protein cereals and the bottled water for however long I have to stay. XD

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  • Tinybird

    the bottom one providing there is a way to cook the frozen food otherwise it's pretty useless

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    • There's no way to cook it. You have to leave it out to thaw and eat it at room temperature.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    The meat section

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    • No meat section.

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      • LloydAsher

        Theres always a meat section.

        Unless it's a super hip vegan supermarket, that I am sure exists. But even then you would have meat substitutes that need to be refrigerated.

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        • Okay but it's not an option in this hypothetical scenario.

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          • LloydAsher

            This supermarket sucks. No meat section? No fresh food section?

            Just packaged meals and alcohol? Sounds like a bachelors perfered place to shop.

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  • Anonnet

    Assumptions: The store has infinite electricity and all foods are regularly restocked.

    The frozen section seems like the obvious choice. Most of that stuff's pre-cooked so it should be relatively safe once thawed, and it's a good variety of food even if the sodium's high. Water can be gathered off the ice crystals forming in the doors, too.

    That said, those holiday cards do sound mighty tasty.

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  • LloydAsher

    Is this like the infinite IKEA but it's just a single aisle that loops for eternity?

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  • Holzman_67

    I’ll die of thirst with a pastry in my mouth

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  • Tommythecaty

    Lol at the dozen or so idiots waiting for the frozen shit to defrost and cook without an oven.

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  • raisinbran

    Frozen section for meat and melted ice.

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  • randypete

    The meat section

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    • Meat, fruit, veggie, nut, etc. sections not an option.

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  • shoka2322

    The produce section at an Asian grocery store.

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