Guys, did anyone teach you how to shave?

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I'm wondering what's normal when it comes to learning how to shave your face.

No, I figured it out on my own. 66
My dad showed me how. 12
An older brother showed me how. 2
Someone else showed me how. 2
Other. 3
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  • WokeUpScreamingFilmNoir
    10 years ago

    My dear old dad, before he cut himself shaving and bled to death.

    I have a beard now.

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  • VirgilManly
    10 years ago

    I was taught by a wild badger.

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    • VirgilManly
      10 years ago

      Badgers were the only ones with the kind of single-minded determination and stick-to-it-iveness that it takes to scrape thru the coarse whiskers covering the mandible of Virgil Manly.

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  • green_boogers
    10 years ago

    My Dad said, "Read the directions." Then he scratched his balls and yawned.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    My dad. Only a couple of weeks ago. Until then I used an electric shaver. I like using a razor more than an electric shaver. Apparently it encourages hair to grow, but I don't buy that. Besides, if it were true that would be contrary to the point of shaving in the first place :P No, it's just faster, more reliable and you feel like more of a man :P

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    • EccentricWeird
      10 years ago

      That's a long post, dom.

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  • KekReptilian
    7 years ago

    Jesus taught me.

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  • scrount
    9 years ago

    I always assumed it was something most teenagers could learn to do on their own. I didn't really need teaching. Had my first shave when I was 15 (just sideburns though, no proper beard at that age yet).

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  • Diver2
    9 years ago

    My Mother shaved her cunt and I saw it when I was eating her out.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    When I got old enough to start shaving my legs and armpits my dad started telling me about how when he was enlisted in the Army in the mid 1950's and stationed in Germany that the German girls did not shave and no one seemed to mind. I suspect that was my father's way of telling me that he didn't think I was old enough to shave.

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  • TheWeasel
    10 years ago

    A friend taught me the proper techniques to shave long ago.

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  • LizardSkin
    10 years ago

    No, you'd have to be a retard to not be able to figure out how to shave on your own in my opinion.

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  • linchpin
    10 years ago

    I learnt from The Simpsons episode.

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  • Shroot
    10 years ago

    My old man showed me how to wet shave.

    99.99% of the time I just use an electric razor. I hate my beard. I wish i could grow a sexy one

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    • Crusades
      10 years ago

      If you want to be sexy, grow some balls, not a beard.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        10 years ago

        But doesn't the la beast have a beard sometimes? u lie, you love you some man whiskers

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        • Crusades
          10 years ago

          Shut up englishman! I wouldn't wanna be near you when you're talking. You're spitting pubes all over the place.

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            10 years ago

            You really do have a fascination with male hair don't you? Pubes, beards, moustaches, or as you call them handlebars

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            • NurseDiesel
              10 years ago

              He's just cranky cus I nicknamed his vagina the "bat cave", which could be interpreted several ways and that confuses him.

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            • Crusades
              10 years ago

              Dude, the only mustache you ever had (sort of) were your boyfriend's pubes on your upper lip, you brown toothed fairy.

              Go back and watch the rest of your soccer game. Fag.

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      • Shroot
        10 years ago

        ok?

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    No, and to be quite honest, I should have started MUCH sooner than I did. It's kind of sad really...

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago

    My dad would have been drunk arguing with the tv, I just taught myself

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  • Crusades
    10 years ago

    Dom180's mom taught me. I watched her shave her beard. And her back... The old lady grows hair in the weirdest places, just not on her head.

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      I was out shopping once and I saw a fairly normal looking woman with noticeable hair on her shoulders and some on her upper back on the shoulder blades.

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    • RikSchols
      10 years ago

      my mom does that too

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