Hail satan
I pray to Satan 3 times a day, and sometimes do bloodletting rituals (simple to do, you can easily do them from home in your bathroom over the sink) for increased Beast Power
God is a voyeuristic creep, a cretin and a poser, Satan the Beast Overlord is the true master
I worship satan, because christians are cold and bitter people.
The cuss at the disabled, and wish they would die. They talk trash about everyone behind their backs. Break all the laws of their own bible, which is pretty disgusting to begin with.
They try to force their religious beliefs on everyone else around them. Tell eachother they will go to hell because they're not a particular type of christian, then come home from church, get drunk, and beat their wife and kids.
You start wars and kill many people over your dumb religion, and follow a god who treats you like crap, all in the name of "testing your faith".
I laugh at you all, and I'll see you in hell, only I'll be the one lighting the flames.
Yes, you will go to hell, you cheating, lying, stealing, killing, masturbating, adultress freaks.