Hail satan

I pray to Satan 3 times a day, and sometimes do bloodletting rituals (simple to do, you can easily do them from home in your bathroom over the sink) for increased Beast Power

God is a voyeuristic creep, a cretin and a poser, Satan the Beast Overlord is the true master

I worship satan, because christians are cold and bitter people.

The cuss at the disabled, and wish they would die. They talk trash about everyone behind their backs. Break all the laws of their own bible, which is pretty disgusting to begin with.

They try to force their religious beliefs on everyone else around them. Tell eachother they will go to hell because they're not a particular type of christian, then come home from church, get drunk, and beat their wife and kids.

You start wars and kill many people over your dumb religion, and follow a god who treats you like crap, all in the name of "testing your faith".

I laugh at you all, and I'll see you in hell, only I'll be the one lighting the flames.

Yes, you will go to hell, you cheating, lying, stealing, killing, masturbating, adultress freaks.

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  • chained_rage

    But the question on all our minds is this:

    If you are a girl satanist.. and you are on your period.. can you perform a blood ritual using your menstrual discharge? =/

    Or are there no shortcuts in worshipping your 'beast overlord'?

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  • icant_

    Okay... This is awkward.

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  • thegypsysailor

    And you are just seeking attention. Didn't mommy love you enough? No breast feeding as a baby?
    Coming on here posting this tripe, which you obviously do not actually do or believe in, is just a very poor attempt at seeking attention.
    I guess it worked on me, cause I did respond, but certainly not very favorably.

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  • green_boogers

    Suicide might be a way to get to hell faster. Sorry, but we can't help you.

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  • I'm-not-a-bitch

    That's messed up.

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  • Jimmysmind

    feel like people who call them selfs Christians have no views outside religion. Society doesn't matter to them.

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  • anti-hero

    Well aren't you special little guy?

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  • Short4Words

    Way to generalize.

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  • Arm0se

    I fucking hate you people, truly hate. You prey to Satan just because you don't agree with the followers of God? You have no idea what the fuck your talking about, and it's people like you that give Luciferians a bad name. Keep doing what your doing, I hope the Christians kill you. You make me sick. Do some research you ignorant piece of shit!

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    • Waya

      ikr theirs a reason why he put Satan on earth , its to trick us into a illusion so we could follow him. They story is way to long to explain.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa

      Don't actual Satanists not even believe in the theological Satan? I know there's different kinds of Satanism.

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      • Arm0se

        The relationship between and Lucifer and Luciferians is a little like "home owner = business partner" , while the relationship between Lucifer and Devil Worshipers is more like "Shepard > really really dumb/ attention whoring sheep".

        The relationship between the Jehovah and the Followers of God (and I mean the real devoted followers, not the people who just like to hide behind God's militia) is a little like "Shepard > regular sheep".

        This is the simplest way I know how to explain it.

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        • NeofelisNebulosa

          What about LaVeyan Satanists?

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          • Arm0se

            Believe it or not it really has nothing to do with satanism. They believe that each individual is their own God. It's not as simple as that but that's the gist of it.

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  • kneesocks

    beast ha

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  • durpy.50

    um....all hail saten i guss no all hail slender man

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  • Waya

    GAHAHAa if Satan's so powerful why isn't he god? Oh wait because of his false illusions, hes just a trickster. Love will always win!

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    • No way that was only in harry potter!

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      • Waya

        Lol what... Voldemort

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  • nameless-girl

    Have your fun while instill young

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  • johnvericson

    nobody actually worships satan, satan is needles in your crotch, being ripped apart by the midesction, burning alive. you are anti society.

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  • Arkaven

    It sounds like religion has really let you down in their attempts at being good people and left you feeling a lot of anger, hate and frustration.
    From what you have said it seems like you are a good person and like many good people in the world you probably got the shitty end of the stick too. I hope that your religion helps you to feel a sense of justice. I doubt you would commit yourself to Satansim if it wasn't beneficial for you.. Ironically that's the root of all religious dedications.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Satan's hot ;)

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  • Ellenna

    All a bit academic considering there is no satan or lucifer or god or goddess

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  • Jimmysmind

    Kinda feel the same way about Christian to a certain point. Not a satanist though?

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  • Holzman_67

    Was that a question or a statement?

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  • pixie44

    okaaayyyy then.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Does Satan have any Twinkies?

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