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  • megadriver

    Happy Saturday XD

    I went to check one of my vans at my gardening/ cleaning business this morning... One of my employees backed into a wall slightly and I had to check damage personally, there was none and since I'm feeling good and kinda happy today - no penalty, no pay reduction, no nothing, only a reminder to be very careful in the future.

    I also had my Saturday job shift, driving a bus. Today I was on village duty in a Setra S417 UL shuttling old folks mostly. A village tour is among the easiest tours you can get. During the whole run I never had more than 20 passengers onboard, so it was a very relaxing drive and I could happily play my own music.
    Lovely bus, very easy to handle, drives like a bigger car to be honest and because it's an intercity bus, the ride is sublime.

    Now, I'm sitting at home, drinking the last of my whiskey, checking stuff on the computer, before going to bed.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      drift that fuckin bus!

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    • LornaMae

      Nice! Good employers do that! Now, driving a bus??? Village duty? That's a surprise, I thought you stayed at the dealership in your job. Sounds kinda fun, where did you go? I mean, what village is that?

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      • megadriver

        I still keep my job at the dealership and sell cars Monday to Friday.

        I only drive buses on Saturday for a bit of extra cash and I always spend a few hours at my gardening/ cleaning company making sure everything is right.

        And Sunday - that's my time to relax.

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        • LornaMae

          Aaaah, I thought it was Mon-Sat. Out of curiosity, is Saturday a business day over there?

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          • megadriver

            Yes, but mostly... You see, most businesses are open on Saturday, but with reduced work hours. Most closing at noon, with only supermarkets, stores, restaurants, etc working up until 8 in the evening.
            On Sunday no shops are open, only food places (not all though) and gas stations... that's Bavaria for you...

            The way a lot of businesses save money on Saturdays and employee pay is they have one qualified employee working 5 days a week and then have another cheaper, less qualified employee working only on Saturdays, making 400 Euro a month, as this is a "mini, part-time job".
            At my dealership, I am the manager, so I only work Monday to Friday with another dude taking my position on Saturdays, because he is cheaper than me... The same rotation is done for our repairmen, with the dealership running a skeleton crew on Saturday up until lunch time.

            And since I'm young and have the time, I wanted to get a Saturday job for extra spending money. I used to drive trucks on Saturdays, but switched to buses. Your cargo loads and unloads itself, buses are faster than trucks (in Europe trucks are only allowed to do 80kmh, buses can do 100), tours are quicker, I get a discount on all bus lines in my town (or ride for free if I'm riding with a friendly colleague) and the pay was slightly better.

            I worked out a deal with my boss for the bus driving job, that he'd pay me 580 Euro a month (180 over the average) and I would be available for either a morning, afternoon, or evening tour (I'd get my tour details either Wednesday, or Thursday). I'm what's called an emergency bus driver, going to tours where the regular driver got sick, or for some reason couldn't come to work.
            I can adjust to either tour, since my schedule on Saturday is the same... Job, check my company, pick up a few groceries, maybe a bit of housework and relax for the rest of the day.

            So it doesn't really matter which tour I get. If I got a morning tour, I'll do the rest of my tasks for the day after the tour. If it's an evening tour - before that.
            Personally I prefer early tours, since when I'm done with the tour and the shopping, I can crack open a beer and still do house chores.
            But if I have an evening tour, I have to stay sober all Saturday.

            Still a good deal, 400 of the 580 bucks are dedicated spending money. Usually spent on eating out, buying something for the girlfriend, finer whiskey, a trip somewhere, or if it's the summer months - car mods.

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            • LornaMae

              You're always giving me super detailed answers and I love it! I've still got your home country on my travel list because of all the food you said you guys eat!!! Lol

              SUPER LOL @ "Your cargo loads and unloads itself"

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  • MissWolf

    Happy saterday to you as well! I plan on fixing a family members costume. Humor? Try this. My friend was clueless till I explained to him after 5 minutes. I laughed so hard I cried. Yes I know. But its funny. Hes older then I so I was like no way

    Mike
    Who
    Cheese
    Hairy

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    • lonelythoughts

      man im still confused, lol.

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      • LornaMae

        It takes a while, you'll get it.

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        • lonelythoughts

          nope. Explain to me/

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          • LornaMae

            It says "my coochie's hairy"...

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    • LornaMae

      Hahaha took me a few seconds. Thanks :)

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Happy Saturday to you too! I'm Playing Dragon Quest 11 on my Switch and enjoying a mug brownie with M and M's. Life's good!
    :)

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    • LornaMae

      Thanks :) I've never seen anyone eat as much cake as you do! Hahaha

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yeah I eat it a lot. Lol I've actually started to use Monk Fruit extract in place of sugar to pretend that the cakes are healthy. Its the only sugar substitute I can actually digest. XD

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        • LornaMae

          I've never tried the monkfruit, as a matter of fact this is the first time I hear of it, but I do bake with xylitol to get the same feels as you!

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            It tastes sweeter than sugar, but doesn't exactly taste like sugar. You could probably find it online or in a supermarket. In it's pure form it's like 20-40 bucks, so I just get the one that's slightly mixed with other stuff(Monk fruit in the raw). I wish sugar wasn't so addictive. Like, I can be putting away candy at the store I work at and the smell of the chocolate is just hypnotic. XD

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            • LornaMae

              I just looked it up and here in Brazil the price is slightly higher than the xylitol. I don't care much for sweets - unless it's ice cream!! I've looked into a churner but it's so fuckin expensive here that I gave up. I wonder if we can make monkfruit ice cream.

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        • charli.m

          Ooh...what brand? I was using a monkfruit sweetener a while ago and it was great, but I can't find it anywhere anymore :( I can buy xylitol at the bulk store, but I'm scared to use it in big quantities haha.

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Monk Fruit In The Raw. I get it from Stop and Shop. It's not completely pure monk fruit, but it beats the 30 dollar pure stuff I used to buy at Food Bazaar. I cant remember the name of that one. XD

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Squat 5 sets of 3 at 565 pounds
    Pause squat 5 sets of 3 at 455 pounds
    Rdl's 4 sets of 12 at 365 pounds
    Leg press 3 sets of 20 and 3 sets of 50
    Leg curls x 3 sets
    Leg extensions x 5 sets

    Eat way too much food

    Take a nap

    Tie up, spank and shag the gf. Hopefully she'll do the same to me after.

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    • LornaMae

      That's a lot of exercise for one day. Sex is exercise enough for me.

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      • charli.m

        Oh lord don't get him started on how he has the sexiest sex ever and has so much sex and all the sex is had by him.

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        • litelander8

          😂

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          • charli.m

            As for the rapey shit he heaps on you and twerkn...jesus...you have my sympathies.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          I have the sexiest sex and all the sex is had by me. *correction.

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          • charli.m

            The fuck are you on about?

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        • LornaMae

          Hahaha I know!! Yet there's an endearing funny quality to him.

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          • charli.m

            Just wait.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Well I am on steroids and also compete in powerlifting. Exercising a shit ton is fun imo and sex is also a decent workout.

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        • LornaMae

          Every time I hear someone's on steroids I think of Bob, from Fight Club... :/

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          • RoseIsabella

            He had some big ole titties.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            I don't get the reference.

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    • City boy, huh?

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Whatever gave you that idea?

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        • Seems like a lot of fancy work, and steroids?
          Never liked having some white collar poking around with my chemistry

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Fancy work as in training? I really don't think its that complicated compared to most things.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Had work during the day, then saw The Skints live in the evening.

    They put on a good show but some idiots in the crowd were so annoying. This one fat guy kept pushing into my side and wobbling around until he managed to stab his pudgy face into the corner of my glasses. He had the nerve to look at me all offended- dude if you’re close enough to get stabbed by my glasses (which has never happened before) then you’re way too fucking close to me. Move. Then there was a fat couple behind me humping each-other like two randy pigs, the guy’s hand kept brushing my back and I kept turning to give him WTF? looks. When he blew on her hair and sent a cold stream of air onto my neck it was the closest I’ve ever come to starting a fight at a concert.

    Luckily after a few songs my group managed to surge forwards and stand near people who understood personal space, The Skints played some bangers, the bubble machines went off over the mosh pit and all was well once more.

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    • LornaMae

      Oh! So you're in London? I've always pictured you as American for some reason. I didn't know The Skints and at first listen I quite like them, thanks for that. I'd go see them, although the one thing I hate about live shows is exactly what you complained about, invasion of personal space. Seems you had a happy Saturday! :)

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      • SkullsNRoses

        Yeah, I’ve been told I come across as American on IIN before- I’ve picked up a lot of their phrases.

        Glad I introduced someone else to The Skints.

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  • bogbrush

    Walked along sea front, massive waves and strong winds. Had hot milk and cherry cake. Bought some vests at the charity shop as it's getting cold now. Had big bag of chips on the way home then took sandwiches and cheese straws up to bed and watched t.v.
    Happy Sunday to you all. Clocks went back, so extra hour in bed.

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    • LornaMae

      Sounds like a great day!! No extra hour for me, though. Enjoy Sunday too!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    last lawn mowina the year

    ground up all the leaves

    pressure warshed the mower and changed the earl and put it away till next spring

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    • LornaMae

      Is winter coming strong up there?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        not yet its still fall

        but sooner or later

        i did some hammerin and weldin on the snowplow last week to fix damage from last year and ive been bringin 5 gallon cansa gas up so its ready & rarin to push some snow

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        • LornaMae

          You're such a man's man! :P

          Although it's been unbearably hot here and global warming is a hoax that upcoming snow would drive me crazy. Can't handle.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            i do fix stuff thats well known

            im well positioned for global warmin to make my life easier

            today im gassin a plow truck tomorrow im harvestin coconuts

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  • Iszzy123

    Working:/

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    • LornaMae

      That's good! Means you have a job! :D

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      • Iszzy123

        It also means I get taxed 20% of my income:(

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        • LornaMae

          But it still means you have an income!! Yay!

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  • It’s Sunday here actually, but happy Saturday to you. Getting fitted for a better prosthetic which is a pretty big deal so I’m happy. On a train heading home from work atm

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    • DIO

      I was wondering friend, can you stand without your prosthetic?

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      • Да-да, Yes, I still have my Tarsals and general ankle bones so it’s the same as walking on your heel. I mainly use the prosthetic for appearance purposes and better balance, plus it helps fill in my boots. Also adds a bit more stability and strength for where there is muscle/tendon damage.

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        • DIO

          Okay. Thank you

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    • LornaMae

      Thank you, happy Sunday to you! What do you mean by a better prosthetic??

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      • Ah I wear a prosthetic for my foot haha, and the one I have now is a bit outdated

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        • LornaMae

          Oh, wow! How did that come about?

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          • Gangrene and frostbite when I was 11, sort of a bummy story, but I’m very lucky that I got away as good as I did with how bad it could have gone!

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            • LornaMae

              Such hardship for an 11 year-old!! Happy new prosthetic to you!

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm chillin with my Siamese cat. I was playing with his toes a little. Cats have such soft doughy paws! He's trying to take a nap. He's a good kitty.

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    • LornaMae

      I'm chilling in the 36°C/97°F heat with my old lady dog who's also sleeping because she sleeps all day.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Cool, what kinda dog is she?

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        • LornaMae

          A half Brazilian fox terrier half mutt!

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          • RoseIsabella

            Cute, that sounds cute.

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    • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

      Im chilling with my cats too:3

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  • Jimbo24

    Some bitch I went to college with I came across yesterday. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, don't bore me with your stuff..." But then she mentioned she had like a family video and she wanted to blur some faces in it before posting. And she had no idea how to do that. So my sage dong had an idea, like a shining bulb. And I was like, "I can do it for ya!"

    The video's three minutes long, but the faces move a lot so it's a challenge. But I told her I had the pro version of Movavi and everything, and I'd done it tons of times before. And she was like, "Oh you would be so much help!" Bitch, tell me about it! "But you're gonna have to blow me," I said. The stupid puta started laughing, she thought I was joshing! I wasn't "joshing", I was "johning"! And the blurring is how I pay for it.

    Anyway, she pretended to be offended at first. But I was like, whatever, good luck finding someone to blur that shit for you! I could get it done in 45 minutes, very conscientiously. Some "come ons!" on my part ensued, and I ended up getting paid in kind, hence my current upbeat demeanor! Life is good, especially when you have skillz that pay the billz. Y O U D A W G

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    • LornaMae

      😶 I have no words...

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      • Jimbo24

        Happy Saturday to Jimbo?

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        • LornaMae

          All right, Happy Saturday to Jimbo.

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          • Jimbo24

            Attagirl!

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    • NoLifer

      You extorted sex from somebody for tech support. I'm pretty sure this is a crime.

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      • Jimbo24

        Nonsense. Extortion implies coercion. I may have exercised economic pressure, but not coercion. I was under no obligation to provide that service, and she was under no obligation to suck my dick. The only crime that happened there was prostitution.

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        • DIO

          Only a blowjob? That's boring.

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          • Jimbo24

            Yeah, I probably could've gotten more. But whattaya gonna do!

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