Has anyone else ever wiped with the tube?

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I just took a huge shit, and in my blind colorectal fury, neglected to realize that my only companion is a barren toilet paper tube. I could go upstairs and get more moon tape, but... Eh.

Has anyone else ever wiped with the tube? Asking for a friend.

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Based on 33 votes (15 yes)
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  • Boojum
    4 years ago

    "moon tape"?

    Is that really what some people call TP?

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    • mauzi
      4 years ago

      lmao i never knew that either,i like it

      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moon%20tape

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I was on a camping trip once and my friend took the toilet paper and there were no leaves around so I was forced to wipe with a rock. It scratched the inside of my asshole too. Not fun.

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago

      You could have just used your hand, then wipe your hand on your friend.

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      • McBean
        4 years ago

        I would have taken off one of my socks, wiped with that, and then thrown the shitty sock into the campfire.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          4 years ago

          use a pocket knife to cut the top two inches off yalls sock

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          • McBean
            4 years ago

            Good idea. Probably good to cut it before y'alls git started with the dump. Then the next two inches of the sock stays clean for the next dump.

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago

        The only time that would be polite as if they were wearing a very nice shirt.

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    • TerriAngel
      4 years ago

      Steve 2,7 Im calling B.S.

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  • thepeepeepoopooman
    4 years ago

    No, but I have blown my nose then wiped with a dry side of the snot pocket.

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  • cupcake_wants
    4 years ago

    I have done the same thing.

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  • TerriAngel
    4 years ago

    Live and learn.
    Always have a fresh roll in the drawer next to the toilet.
    Carry a small zip lock bag in your purse or pocket.
    For those times you find out to late that a public toilet has run out of paper.
    Ive ended up going ' commando ' A few times.
    Better to live without underwear then have a crusty rear.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Nope.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    No I haven't. When something like that happens I just go grab some from somewhere else. Either another bathroom nearby or a different stall.

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