Have you ever been to jail/prison

Please say how long you where in, and your crime ( If it's not here )

I've never been to Jail or Prison 71
For Armed Robbery 0
For trying to run the police 1
For drugs 9
For Murder/Manslaughter 6
Other (please comment) 12
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  • Terence_the_viking

    I have in monopoly it's so bloody harsh.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    No.

    I have been TO a prison as part of my Criminal Justice curriculum and I have a shit ton of friends that have been in both jail and prison for various offenses ranging from DUI to Murder, however, I have never been in one or the other.

    I have been charged with Larceny and Simple Assault but the charges were dropped because I didn't have a criminal record and I wasn't a complete waste (my grades were decent and I was involved in JROTC).

    Needless to say, after spending 8 hours in a courtroom and seeing some really disgusting people as well as hearing some sad shit go down (the one that got me was the sickly 80 year old grandmother who literally begged the judge to let her grandson, who had multiple petty drug, larceny, probation violation and trespassing charges, go just one more time because he was all she had to care for her... if I were him, knowing that I would have felt so ashamed of myself to be jeopardizing my grandmother's only source of care with my own stupidity and selfishness... by the way, she let him go but said his next offense was the last she'd let him get away with), it became apparent that I am not a criminal and I don't need to be acting like one.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Wow already 3 murderers on IIN

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    • q25t

      Or manslaughter. There's a large difference and they're grouped together.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    I spent a night in jail for speeding & wreckless driving (which I think was tacked on entirely because of the speed).

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    • Darkoil

      Are you completely forgeting about the time you were in Arkham City?

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      • OswaldCobblepot

        That is neither a jail or a prison; it is an Asylum.

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    • VioletTrees

      You forgot the best part: you were barefoot.

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  • Gravy

    For the record, never been to jail, never did probation, never amounted to anything in my miserable life, never did drugs and compulsively lie at every opportunity.
    oh, nearly forgot,TommyTakeItUptheAssPussyHeBitch, I miss you! I hope you haven't hung yourself for being a child rapist or for being as boring as bat shit. Come back soon and inspire me with your dribble.

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    • You're such a sook, I call you on something once and you just can't let it go.

      It's the internet, don't take it so seriously.

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      • Gravy

        Listen Pussycat, you are not correct in your assumptions. That's all there is to it. You Psychoanalised a short internet comment made in good faith and proceeded to call a man a lier. It's not cool, And it's a shallow man who cannot accept he is wrong, whether you be an expert or not. You are not privy to the facts.

        Pussy, I got to go. we can play again in 4 weeks when I am back in civilisation.

        Proverbs 29:20 Seest thou a man that is hasty in his
        words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

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  • VioletTrees

    Despite my best efforts, no.

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  • dappled

    Probably about fifteen to twenty times. But never for longer than three hours a time.

    In my last job, prisons were one of the institutions I dealt with.

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    • VioletTrees

      Oh, shit. Do you wear cufflinks made of human molars, by any chance? Would you describe your last job as "just business"?

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      • dappled

        Ha! My last job was pharmaceuticals. I usually feel the need to tell people it was "legal" pharmaceuticals.

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        • VioletTrees

          Not legal, but "legal"?

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          • dappled

            Speech marks make bad things official. And official is good. So I'm told!

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  • disthing

    I like that you said both jail AND prison, just in case some of us were confused :P

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  • MissyLeyneous

    They see me trollin' they hatin'... :D

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  • Maybe.

    Ironically enough, I seem to get away with the things I do, but got charged for defending myself against someone.

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  • Never. The law and I are entities that haven't once brushed shoulders.

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  • thevioletdahlia

    assault - sat in jail for 6 hours.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Never, thank goodness! I have had the police called to my house once but that was for noise.

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  • Gravy

    Yeah, but it turned into a pissing contest about who is and isn't a lying cunt. Pity cos it was a good question.

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  • stupidassholeguy

    Wow! Almost 100 comments on my poll. (no, not my dick, perverts) though that is funny...hehe, my poll!

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  • kelili

    Never and never would.

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  • Steve92

    No, but a close friend of mine Michael did for first degree drunk driving! Other friends and I were involved in the incident, but not directly.

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  • Five months in prison for assault with intent.

    A week in a psychiatric hospital following a drunken rampage (I was deemed manic and homicidal for 4 days).

    Three years probation for theft and resisting arrest.

    Two "keep the peace" orders.

    Banned from ownership of firearms for four years.

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    No and I never will

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  • Darkoil

    Kind of, I've spent a few nights inside my local cells. Honestly I think I would enjoy prison, no expectations of me would be a big sigh of release, I could just exist and be happy, and finish my book.

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    • Depends, I can't say it's fun.

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    • Shackleford96

      ...and not worry about getting shanked.

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  • wigsplitz

    Yepp. It's really not a big deal.

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    • dom180

      Oooh, welcome back :D I hope you're sticking around.

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      • wigsplitz

        Aww, thanks! I honestly didn't think anybody would miss me!

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I have never been to jail.

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  • PapzBSlim

    Twice. First time was trespassing, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest; I stayed there for about 18 hours. Second time was for possession with intent to distribute marijuana and I spent approximately 16 hours. I have been placed on probation for one year and drug court for one year.

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  • Shackleford96

    To or in jail? I have been to a jail to bail someone out before... I've never actually been thrown IN jail though.

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  • GuessWho

    For a visit to see what it looks like.

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  • Counterfeiting

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    No, but I got a disorderly conduct for defending myself against crazy roomates. :P And I took a short ride in a car once while I was tripping on shrooms (idiot friend drove away and we got to chase him down) but no evidence = no conviction, haha.

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  • dirtybirdy

    No but I've been arrested twice and in a holding cell. And once they hospitalized me for evaluation before letting me go. That was a long time ago.

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