Have you ever created a funny joke?

Have you ever made a funny joke before? One that was so funny that you were afraid to tell it? Cause you wanted to copyright it first?

Yes 27
No 17
I had a good joke but i forgot it XD 21
I did tell it but now i regret doing so. 7
Other (Add Comment) 1
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Comments ( 17 )
  • flutterhigh

    So a jew walks into a bar,

    then everyone leaves.

    LOLOLOLOLO

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  • wigsplitz

    I'm a jokemaker (said like Jerry Sienfeld)......

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  • Faceless

    Do you know any plumbers? Coz these pipes are bursting! *flexes mediocre biceps*

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    • Mr.Pink

      you didnt make that joke yoooou lieing barsteward!

      what do you get if you push your gran down the stairs? .............

      ...an erection

      yeh.. i went there

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      • Laurent

        Why do you call yourself Mr. Pink?

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        • Mr.Pink

          why do you call yourself laurent?

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          • Laurent

            Not for the reason you think.

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      • Faceless

        Im pretty sure I made that joke up. If not FUCK YOU! And as for the Mr. Pink thing, I think its off of Reservoir Dogs. You unoriginal bastard.

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  • dappled

    Loads, and I've never cared who steals my work. Plenty have done so in the past.

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    • Loads, and I never cared who steals my work. Plenty have... oh wait.

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      • dappled

        lol :P

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  • metallover1991

    I actually did make one up:

    Where do black nuns live?
    Answer: Coonvents!

    For the record I'm not racist.

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  • Tehboss

    your joke is not funny

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  • MAIRzY

    Am funny but i dont tell jokes really i just tell jokes on wot i see out side .

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  • MizzRiley

    that camping trip was in tents (intense) :P

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  • Chicaloca

    Will I don't cteate jokes because i want to .. I'm a funny person ..

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  • StateAardvark

    I still remember my first kiss. Her name was Becky and she was my favorite horse at the rodeo.

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