Have you ever done an upper decker?

If you don't know what it is, you probably haven't.

I'll educate you anyway:
An Upper Decker is when you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.
You don't flush, and typically put the used toilet paper inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself.
Thus, the next person to use the toilet will get a nasty surprise when they flush.

Typically performed as an act of revenge against someone that you're upset with for whatever reason.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper%20decker

Yes; I have. 1
No; I haven't. 3
No; Thanks for educating me with this useless information. 2
No; but now that I know, I'm going to. 3
Yes; I did it, but didn't know what it was called. 0
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Comments ( 5 )
  • That's fucking funny.

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  • peterr

    What a novel idea...

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  • dom180

    This didn't need asking twice.

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    • It hasn't been asked directly like this, or with these options.
      I'm after the stats, not answers relevant only to someone else's story.

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx

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        Is this for a journal or publication of some kind. If so you may want to quote me as a reference. Although you may need a special typewriter for my special letters. I can sell you one if you want. Where do you live? Can I bring it round? Tonight? 8pm? See you there!

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