Have you ever done this?

Girls, have you ever told a guy he has a big penis when he is in fact small just to make him feel better about himself?

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  • YumInsanity

    i tell myself. does that count?

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    • YumInsanity

      Whoa that was a long time ago. I haven't changed a bit

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    • meg7722

      You just made my day!

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    • mastrodie

      LOL

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    • callmeayardie

      ahahahah unlucky

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  • nothing2

    you mean stuff like you're not fat when you are?

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  • BoredGuy

    oh fuck... all my gfs saying i got a huge cock... you think they are lying?! shit!

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  • curiousmelon

    of course not...!although i think that all boys above the age of 16 know if they've got a big one

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  • doucebag69

    floppy donkey dick. many times its a matter of opinion (if they have had all big dicks and your normal then they would think your small, while the opposite would also be true). but of course they do that, how turned on would you be if she was jerking you off while complaining about how hard it is to keep a grip on your small slippery dick. :3

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  • Angelmom

    I would think man with ANY kind of brain wouldn't be so stupid as to believe something like that...

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    • Not true at all.

      Many guys are very insecure about their dick size, especially younger or inexperienced ones.

      Mainly it's because other guys make them that way and not some girl.

      Plus guys value big boobs and a juicy full ass more than tiny boobs or a girl with 'no' ass.

      So naturally they wonder if his is big enough or if 'bigger is better' to satisfy the girl he likes. He knows she's been with other guys and that girls talk about dick sizes and compare.

      But yes you are correct, experienced mature guys that have been with many girls know what's up and don't even care about what other guys have.

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  • I've never had a guy who was SMALL, but I have had several who were AVERAGE.

    What IS it about the cock that you guys feel you have to be able to satisfy a small pony with it? It really IS how you use it, unless you are cursed with a micropenis (Medical term that)

    Once (and only once) did I have a guy with a Huge cock (Literally eleven inches) - and let me tell you, it was No Fun. He cracked my hip.

    Even for girls who don't have my physical probs, a huge pecker isn't all that it is cracked up to be. You can by machines with huge cocks on a rotaiting pivet the keep going forver. Women don't generally buy them, neither do gay men.

    Me? Give me a guy with an average sized cock who knows how to use it and I am a happy girl.

    (now, if he has a nine inch TONGUE........ :D )

    October Marie

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    • TylerTellsTehTruth

      You might need Gene Simmons :o

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    • Ms_October is correct:

      I know I'm not the biggest guy in the world but almost every girl I've fucked/made love to tells me I'm the best and they mean it. I know that not only because how they have many and sometimes multiple orgasms (often but not always) but because they also want to marry me.

      Girls typically don't want to marry a guy who doesn't satisfy them in bed.

      It truly is how you use it and the other things you do.

      Also I've got a friend who's got a very large one and girls tell me it hurts and they don't like it. They've screwed him once just to try dating him and they realize they don't like a big one or him and they say they were stupid dating him at all.

      I also 'dated' one of them and she much preferred me even though I'm smaller.

      Then there's girls that actually have a condition where they have a very small and tight vagina. I have a friend like that. We've never had sex but she's terrified of having sex because it hurts her. So she must find a guy with a below average cock size or she doesn't even enjoy it. It's too painful.

      And no, she's not asian, lol. She's white.

      Anyway the poster who was mentioning big vaginas and how girls get surgery to make their vagina is totally true. Often wives / gfs in Beverly hills that are competing to keep their rich mates get their vaginas surgically made smaller so they're better fucks for their man.

      Girls can also do exercises making their vaginas tighter by developing and using certain muscles.

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    • stiff_

      omg that was hella funny to read...micropenis??
      LMAO!

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    • theonethatsred

      haha.

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    • jackandthebeanstalk

      i'm your man.........mmmmmmmmmm

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  • If I can only squeeze half the length of my penis into my gf when she's bent over, do I need her to tell me i have a large erection?

    I think realtive size can be more important than actual size. If a girl's vagina is much smaller than a man's erect penis (no matter how big or small that penis is), then he's gonna look and feel huge to her.

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  • hendichess

    I never understood y we put so much emphasis on dick sizes. I have no clue hw long my husbands is n he never measured it! Id say its around 7 or 8 but i dont give a damn. A dicks a dick as long ad its not falling out every minute like that other girl said but i nevr herd of that b4!

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  • Ibelievethis

    Noone's ever asked me if I think their equiptment (penis) is big or not, but in answer to your question It's not the size of the ship that's important it's the motion on the ocean! x

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  • CGFE3

    whats so bad about a small penis?? lol guys are embarrassed and girls laugh. I don't get it =/

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  • joliegems

    Yes, I once dated a guy with a 3" dick and I had to break it off with him the day after we had sex.

    Then I dated another guy that was about 5" and thin and he would always ask if it was big enough. I always said it was average size and fine. When things got very serious I dumped him because I didn't want my future sons to have small penises.

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    • wazup132

      LMAOO!

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    • erocablok

      Haha thats pretty funny.

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  • Socool

    hey I'm a guy and just wanted to let you know that all guys must love to get lied to by the girls we like cause y'all do it so freakin often I mean how's this guy gonna feel when he finds out later that you only said that to make him feel good I'll tell you he's gonna be fuckin mad or he's gonna drop to his knees and cry

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  • luvunfortunately

    I would tell the truth cause they will know if ur lying lol

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  • harukim

    Yes, usually i do this.

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  • dustã…¤

    I've only been with men who had average sized erections. One of them bragged that his was at least eight inches before we were together. He was delusional. It was barely six inches, probably closer to five and a half. Not that it mattered to me, it was more than enough, but I thought he was foolish for exaggerating. I called it six and he corrected me, he seemed offended. He really did believe it was eight. How does that happen?

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    • derpyderp

      Maybe he sucked his stomach in & pushed the ruler as hard as he could?
      I don't think there's an exact science to measuring (is there?) & I know I can get almost 1.5" variance depending how I measure...

      But yeah, if you're going to brag I think you're better off understating it.

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  • Kittygirl12

    All the time -_-

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  • normalish

    No, i would just simply tell him the truth (if he asks).

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  • boston12

    no i never tell a guy he is big if he isnt.

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  • normalish

    I think it's normal to do that but i usually tell them the truth and so far all of em respects my opinion.

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  • DrJerry

    Personnally, as a guy, I don't think size really matters. I'm of average size (6.1 inches) and I think I would be ok with an even smaller size. Its no big deal really.

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  • all the girls my own age i tried to get them to let me fuck um but as soon as they seen my pewee-sized-dick they didn't want to fuck me they say my dick is to small little

    it still works as a big dick would and im not a wanna be like most other guys im my self not trying to be someone else im not going to change who i am for some girl

    all i can say is oh fuckin well for these 22 year old gals because they don't know what they are missing out on oh well i guess its just that old gals like me better then the young ones

    it kind of gets me mad in away because here's all these hot young girls the same age as me 22 and they don't like me only older 28 and 30 year old's do why is this i wonder i really do wonder i can't figure it out my unc said pussy is pussy.

    i told him but older pussy is dry

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  • kelili

    I tell him that i love his penis..

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    • You're lovely. Really.

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      • kelili

        ;)

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  • PrincessRaspy

    Aha, yes I have. Only because I dont want the guy to be insecure. Big, long, thick dicks are the best! ;)

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  • Chellyy

    I have :p

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  • westoptic

    Sort of... I didn't say "Jesus H, your penis is huge!" I just said "Holy shit", and let him draw his own conclusion. Nothing wrong with that.

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  • Alyssa0329

    Yes I have.. His penis was so small it kept falling out while trying to have sex and he kept asking me if I liked it and if I thought his duck was big.. I couldn't be mean and hurt his feelings..

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  • well every one thinks that i have a big dick just because i am tall only 510 thats not tall to me plus i have a 5inch dick and i can say if a girl ask of the size of my dick i tell them and they don't like it i think to my self o well that bitch can go the hell on she just missed out on me im sure i can fuck good and a long time they don't mind me jacking off for them on my web-cam on yahoo

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  • zii

    No, if its small i point and laugh. And guess what! they still fuck me. its funny shit.

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  • Scarica

    yuppers ha it boosts their self esteem and makes the sex some what better lmao

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  • armybabe

    ive done it.

    also, you can tell if a girl is faking by her skin. [if shes white] her stomach, butt, thighs and lower back, one or more, will flush. its involuntary, aka you cant fake it.

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  • Jodiee

    yes we all do it :)

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  • russellnb

    size doesn't matter. Mine is only 6 inches and it works just fine in a pus*ie, an a** hole, a mouth or in my hand. size does not matter

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  • alexisfreak

    We guys think that that big penises = superiority. Tell guys they have big c*cks or else....

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    • lynamph

      Hahaha xD

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  • IveGotBallsOfSteal

    LOL that's very nice of you! You could always be slightly more honest and just call if MAGNIFICENTLY, GRANDIOSELY average.

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  • jintin

    like i say...its not about da quantity ov size...its about da quality ov usage =P mine is average hehe

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  • NirNova04

    lol. i been told i have a big penis and a small one. maybe its a comparison thing exactly how small is small and how big is big?

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  • Giovanna

    PAHA!
    reminds me of the time this dude got his dick out
    it was so small !!!!
    it looked like it should be a alive like a caterpillah
    and it was wrinkley and nasty XD
    i now tell him he has a caterpillah raisin dick :L

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  • HappilyWeird212

    I've never done it but it is normal to do. As humans we want to make our partner happy and satisfy tem. This is normal. And I agree, it's not about the size, but how you use it. My friend dated a guy with a 9 inch dick. He wouldn't know how to use it if had of came with instructions!

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  • Nesquick

    no, my boyfriend actually does have a large penis.

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  • jayjay60

    umm well no i have never told my husband that mostly becuase he doesnt care

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  • redsheep10

    i just avoided the question and said it didn't matter & that it was a good size.

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  • Galaxy500

    I ask if they've measured it...and if it's over 5 inches I say it's "above average". I'm not going to lie to anyone!

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  • Sweetchilliphilly

    haha I think more women lie about it than not, just today my ex was complaining about how long she hasnt had sex and I told her to drive the two hours and see me. However her response was she didnt want to risk getting dissapointed, ouch!

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  • combatgal856

    lol, it's the only way because it's funny how guys get so happy afterwards

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  • lwinnchick

    yes. i have.

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  • PodunkyMonkey

    no, but i would just so he could be embarrassed when he met a girl who would call him out on his puny size.

    i'm a jerk.

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  • MapleSyrup

    Yep.

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  • Melii

    Yes i have done that

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  • jackandthebeanstalk

    always remember this, girls dont give a shit if a blokes cock is only 3'', that is as long as he's got a 9'' tongue....lmfao.xxxxxxx

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  • JonnyLeBleu

    small how O.o ?

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  • inside_out

    ive done it.. lmao!

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  • XxblondegirlxX

    Yes, I've done this. But it was only to one guy, the rest were average or bigger.

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  • answergirl

    ALL THE TIME...you have to make them think it's big or they might not orgasm.

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  • gaatooor

    I think its the same thing as telling a girl she is tight when I could easily shove a computer monitor up her snatch. I know a few women that got all worried after they pooped out a baby that their boxes were too loose. Most women can make themselves tight with muscle control though if they work at it so its hard to tell... they can fool you anytime I guess.

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    • psychmd

      I never had any desire to join-until I read your comment..I had to join just so I could be the first one to tell you that women don't POOP babies out of their snatches- but I guess if you don't know the difference between an anus and a snatch- you have much bigger issues....

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    • tmberman

      not if ur observant and really love the female body

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  • naturistarky

    Blowing it will inflate it

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    • qweedawee

      i think atleast every girl has

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  • sexyjessx

    Tbh I dont think I can remember ever having the joy of a small dick hehe.. The bigger the better I say!! Mmm in horny :P

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    • Biggyp16

      Well if you think that then you haven't seen mine or experienced a hard fuck with a huge cock ;)

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    • jesusca

      You would.

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  • no I don't see many of those things.

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    • tmberman

      Bummer. I'd share mine with you.

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  • well why dont some of you girls tell us if you ever faked orgasm LOL.

    I think most guys know except for some of the prepubes we get here if their cock is big enough LOL
    The poster above how big was it or small should I say

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    • shay01

      i fake it all the time and i do tell my lover he has a big penis it feeds the ego which makes him perform even better

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  • Veno88

    yes its sad, but its so funny how easily they actually beleive you swelll? right? i think every girls has told him that so when i told him he beleived me and i wa sliek are you serious?? hahahah .

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    • AfroMarx

      Venno88 - You are a bitch. how would you like it if someone made a bad comment about the size of your equipment?

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  • maiome

    yes only because he would go suicidal since he's so selfconcious about himself.

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