Have you ever peed in a dressing room floor?

Never with clothes... but I do remember, when I was about 4 or 5 years old, the very first original Nintendo Entertainment System came out, in all its 8 bit glory. I was at a daycare that had gotten one and I had a seat where I could watch the older kids play. Getting up would mean giving up my ideal viewing position, and I had to pee really badly, so I just ended up peeing in the seat.

Are you 90? :P

I have. Because I was trying on a skirt, I just squatted and pissed. Bliss. There was quite a big puddle actually.

when i was like 14 years old, i took a different bus to get home because i missed my normal bus. The closest the bus could drop me off to my home was like 1.5 kilometres away, and when I got off I needed to pee - really badly. I ended up pissing my pants around 100 metres away from my house. If it wasn't pelting down with rain that day everyone would have noticed, so I consider myself very lucky in a way.

I did this once in a library, just went in the back and pissed on the floor. Did it at WalMart a few times too. Just go in the back and piss all over. What are they gonna do? Come at you? Fuck no, you just piss all over them.

I've done worse.

This story is not only hysterical but it makes me fortunate that I've never ran into this sort of problem. I don't get why some of the people who comment are being so mean to her, she already said she knew it wasn't normal and damn near tore her clothes just trying to put them back on so she could use the bathroom.

People need to get the fuck over it, was it their dressing room she peed in? No.

I thought this was too funny, I laughed and I'm sure a lot of others did too.

I have never done that, but my sister has. Once I was with her at a rather classy and expensive store that sells night gowns. She was looking for a prom dress, and while she was trying on a dress she really had to pee (she was pregnant at the time, so it was hard to hold it in). She still had the dress on and she wouldn't have been able to leave with it on, and there as no bathroom in the store. There definitely wasn't enough time to take the dress off and put on her normal clothes, so she peed right there. I feel really bad for whoever had to clean that up.

Shit I did that in a goodwill. Trying on some black dress pants...LOL...but I don't count because I had a urinary tract infection...you couldn't tell me one else knew I ran out that store fast as hell lmbao

When I was about 6 I stayed over at a friends house and watched freddy crooger then when I went to the bathroom the sick bastards had a lifesize cardboard cut out of freddy him self covering up a hole in the wall, I ran back to bed and eventually pissed my self.

In all honesty I can understand completely about doing something like this. I enjoy pissing and shitting all over public bathrooms. Even at work sometimes and then I go in myself and complain that someone "did it again".

There have numerous discipline messages and warnings from our Human Resources section that if the culprit is caught they will be reprimanded/fired. I still cant stop doing it though.

This actually reminds me of Bridesmaids when they go to try on dresses after eating Thai food.

sadly... from the retail sites i go to, there are apparently a lot of nasty people who mistake "dressing room" for "toilet" and leave the mess for someone else to clean up.

what's wrong with putting the clothes down to go to the toilet?

that's so gross... don't you feel bad for the person who had to clean after you?? =[

It's Ross, it's not exactly ther classiest place on Earth, so who cares? I'm sure worse has happened there.

If this is a true story, then you just made my day.

there is another post about a store worker always finding shit in the dressing rooms. These posts may be connected

I completely understand. I just did it at a Ross on accident but I had no clothes on. I was in the middle of trying clothes on when I felt the urge and my hands started shaking as I tried to fast ly take off their clothes and put mine on. I fucking almost died of a heart attack and I felt so bad I wanted to cry for the employee as I walked out of the store trying to act natural. I feel so horrible but I couldn't just run out with no clothes on to the bathroom.

I go into dressing rooms to masturbate, then I shoot my load into the crotches of the clothes and hang them back on thrie hangers.

that is kinda gross but i guess it wasnt really ur fault so its actually really funny! lolz ;) xxxxxxxxxx

When i was younger i went to the dressing room to try on something, i didn't pay attention and put my clothes on the floor. Little did i know...I had put my clothes on piss.