Have you ever sharted?

That 3rd choice is great. haha

ONCE ON AN AIRPLANE! THE WORST--ALL PEOPLE AROUND ME HAD TO SMELL SHIT FOR HOURS

i shart daily

Yeah, I did back in 2nd grade. It turned out to be a huge wet shit. The kids in the classroom were complaining about the smell and they didn't know where it was coming from. Even the teacher didn't know where the awful stench was coming from. However at the end of class she asked me if I stepped in something:P In the hallways, EVERYONE who was passing had their noses plugged and their faces cringed lmao!

My first shart happened just the other day, as a matter of fact.

Lmao look at all the people who actually shat their pants!

Lmao! I swear i couldn't stop laughing when my brother in law first said Sharted in front of me :D It was one of those bonding moments lol

Even to this day depending on what I've eaten, usually a lot of chewing gum :/, I come terribly close to sharting. In actuality I just make it to the toilet and rattle of a massive fart during which 'chunks of fun' splatter against the bowl. Although this doesn't happen often, the feeling you get when you actually do it in your pants is terrible, I feel like I've let everyone I know down... A guy I know openly admitted to me that he sharted himself so violently during a school day that he had to be sent home, it was even half way up his back :'(

sometimes i shart, and its always always when its yellow and has a kind of semi clear 'picalilli' appearance (if you dont know what picalilli is google it)
its always a little lumpy, and i always immeadiatley think 'ohhhhh fuck- iv sharted' ..luckily its never been when im out..a guy i knew once sharted whilst wearing shorts and this 'nugget' fell from his shorts leg and onto his shoe..and he chased us with it on his shoe... i swear iv never laughed so hard in my life

Really, who hasn't??

When I was younger, one day I was outside with my parents while they were BBQing. I thought it would be a good idea to fart outside. I ended up farting and it came with a surprise.

I have. A lot .. like when I was younger and my sister locked me outside. LMAOOOOO , I once did that in my sleep ? hmmm

That one time when I was sick and couldn't get out of bed.

Never happened before.

Never happened to me, never hope it will.

Lulz

Yes it happened to me when I was waiting for a bus at the bus stop, I did this loud fart and that was not by force and did not feel ill but in the process of that fart I was pooping myself so I ended up walking home by 7 bus stops. Also on a different day I was on the bus and I had to stand up on the bus as there were no seats so I thought I let loose some gas to shift the passengers to get a seat on the bus and 1 of them turned out to be a shart and I ended up getting off the bus myself.

Once or twice.

Once when I was living in France and got SERIOUSLY ill (I developed collywobbles and tonsillitis at the same time >:G) and once the morning after eating some pie/sausage rollt hat I guess I didn't cook properly.

Ended up having to throw away the pyjamas I was wearing at the time and it was one of the most upsettingly eembarrasing things I've had happen to me so far.

Every no answer is a flat out lie.

Even if you got lucky and snuck the turtle head back in, you still smeared the inside of your cheeks, and that my friend's still counts.

I sharted in a movie, jumped up immediately to the bathroom, cleaned up, and threw my underwear in the trash. MAN, jeans rubbing against your johnson SUCKS! Especially since I was young and really into the girl I was with and had wood most of the movie.

Sharting plus woody chafe, awful.

-Pantz

NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER

Farting is a way of life in my house. My younger brither and i do it all the time and my grandmother always warns us that one day we're going to "mess on ourselves" which makes us laugh harder. Well 2 weeks b4 i turned 30 ( 3 weeks ago) the shit happened. it didnt feel mushy but i gave it a normal push... and nothing happened so i pushed harder... lets just say that my body was trying to tell me something the first time and i should have listened because i shitted a pair of new undies. Not a lot but enough to make me decide to throw them away vs washing them. lol. I was so amazed and i realized that i would share the details with no one but you guys. Do you feel honored? LOL

i thought you were supposed to poop your pants?

Yeah when my stomach hurts.

i did once when i was heaps little. luckly i was in the shower!