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To the devil or a demon? Whether it be to fulfil a wish, for love or money, fame or protection.
| Yes, I have thought of doing so. | 14 | |
| I might, under certain circumstances. | 7 | |
| I would do so in a heartbeat. | 10 | |
| Other. | 8 | |
| No, my soul means too much to me. | 32 |
In a heartbeat, as I don't believe in any of that crap, so if someone were stupid enough to give me a wish for something I don't have, well......
If someone was actually capable of granting your wish, would that not cause you to rethink your hypothesis??
You make a good point, though in the absence of my wish being granted, I'll have to maintain my beliefs. Which is pretty much how I feel about Gods, other than Neptune of course, who has proved his existence to me, time and time again.
Sorry for sounding skeptical, but how has Neptune proved his existence to you?
If I make him angry, he makith BIG waves.
If I please him, he givith me good sailing weather.
And of course, every time I wander through the octopus's garden, we sit on a bench and chat for hours. Such an interesting God. Oh, and the stories he tells! Tales of Odysseus and Magellan, Columbus and Sir Francis Drake. Even Blackbeard, Edward Teach the infamous pirate (spoken of only in whispered tones), is the subject of several exciting tales.
Neptune is certainly a lot more fun than the christian or Muslim gods, fools and masochists that they are, killing and maiming mankind for their own amusement. Psha, who'd believe in THEM?
If souls, demons, and wishes were real I would not sell my soul. Nothing is worth my having to spend eternity in hell.
Actually the christian heaven, sitting on a cloud strumming a harp for eternity, scares the crap out of me a lot more than hell. BORING for eternity? No thanks. I kinda like the thought of spending eternity surrounded by writhing, naked, sweaty women. Lead me home, mama....
I'd have to first:
- Believe in The Devil
- Believe in The Soul
Since I believe in neither, it'd be very hard for me to ever consider it.
No. I tried purchasing one, though. They had a deal of buy one get one free but I was short on cash to get any. Those pesky demons make their products too damn pricey.
Buy one from China. They have a bunch of souls at a decent price, but I can't vouch for the quality.
Isn't there a minimum order of 1000? Oh well, if I'm selling or trading them for wishes anyway, I guess the more, the merrier.
I don't think they have a very good reputation for humane treatment of souls. Heard they shove them all in cages, poke 'em with sticks and occasionally eat them.
So yeah, be wary of getting a damaged one without a decent warranty.
Every time you watch television, or a film, or buy a computer, or a phone, or a car, you sell your soul. Most people are just not really aware of it.
Which makes it a lovely market for soul-harvesters.
Well, you tried. I'll have to give you credit for that, but one cannot actually HAVE poppycock, only produce it. synonyms:
nonsense, rubbish, claptrap, balderdash, blather, moonshine, garbage; informalrot, tripe, jive, hogwash, baloney, drivel, bilge, bunk, eyewash, piffle, phooey, twaddle; informalbushwa, malarkey, gobbledygook, mumbo jumbo; informal,bunkum, tommyrot.
Thanks for telling me I tried. I appreciate it. I know you're intelligent enough to know it's why I didn't say you "have poppycock" and that when I said you have "a poppycock", I was making a joke based upon splitting "fiddle sticks" and "poppy cock" into two words with one word acting as a verb and one as a noun.
It's really wonderful that you make a joke and pretend you didn't know something obvious. I love your humility and that you never try to belittle people on websites! It's what makes you special.
Haven't you watched Supernatural? If you sell your soul to a demon, it will send hellhounds after you in 10 years time and they will drag you to hell :P
If souls and demons and all that other religious bullshit exsisted then I would be the demon buying souls and granting wishes. Then later giving them cancer.
Well, I couldn't sell my soul to myself now could I? That's because
- It would be absurd
- I've never had a soul
- I require nothing from the material world.
The only thing I require is the souls of unsuspecting humans such as yourselves. Now you, on the other hand, I'm sure there must be something you want. Come now, open up, don't be shy...
I'm a little surprised no one's brought up Kyubey in this thread.
"Contract?"
Like Robert johnson did? Maybe. I just had a flashback to Bone Thugs n Harmony. Whoa.