Have you ever tried to pet a cactus?

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So yeah, I was picking up my coat at the dry cleaners and I noticed a cactus plant in the corner of the room. It looked kind of lonely, so I went over to it to keep it company as I waited for my coat. I went to give it a little pet and was reminded as to why one shouldn't pet one. Despite the sting I still think the little cactus was cute.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    are you on cracktus?

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      1 year ago

      Cracktus is wacktus!

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    • Crocotta1
      1 year ago

      Lfao

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  • dabadedabadie
    1 year ago

    I like those tiny cactuses. Cacti?

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    I've never tried it, not because I don't want to do it but because of my fears of coming near a cactus.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      1 year ago

      I remember once watching a video of a guy eating a cactus. He looked like he wasn't having fun. XD

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      • dabadedabadie
        1 year ago

        You can actually de spine them and cook them to eat them like a vegetable.

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          1 year ago

          Dang. That guy was an idiot. XD

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    Easy done if you’ve got a steady hand.

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  • libertybell
    1 year ago

    I like small 🌵. They're so fuzzy and cute!

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    Did you pet or pat?

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    When i bought my house I had a cactus in the yard and decided to not mow it and let it grow. Its gotten huge and I have to pull weeds out with my hands. Sometimes I end up getting abunch of those tiny things in my arms or hands and it takes forever to pick them out.

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    • litelander8
      1 year ago

      This brings me great joy.

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        1 year ago

        Youre something else dude lol

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    Wow you are more cripplingly lonely than I am.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      1 year ago

      Nah I'm not lonely. I've got my boyfriend, his dachshund, and some friends I hang out with. I just have these derpy moments from time to time. XD

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      • LloydAsher
        1 year ago

        I am not immune to derpy moments either. Tried backing into a spot with my truck for 35 minutes only to realize there was a pull through parking space like 30 feet away.

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