He's mad because i touched it?

If you swing your hard dick around in my face, even as a joke, you better not get mad if I touch it. I don't know why he would do this, but if you think it's funny to shove your dick in my line of vision and start flopping around with it, you better not start screaming if I make a move on that thing. Dicks are God's most beautiful creation, I cannot think of a sexier body part. You are not scaring me, I will call your bluff every time.