Health freaks annoy me

Excuse you.

The 'don't forget to eat your five-a-day' thing is pretty annoying. The stress people inflict on themselves from worrying about health probably cancels out any extra years they gain by their obsession.
Fish 'n' chips anyone?

I know what you mean!
Back when I used to use facebook there was this one guy I used to work with who would post up fitness and diet boasts everyday, sometimes 3 times a day. Things like;
"Wowee! 42km marathon done! My mind tells me I'm crazy but my body loves me! And vegetarian food is yummo!"

While it's inspirational and positive in small doses, the sheer repetitiveness of it made it incredibly annoying over time. It's like really that's all thats happening in your life? you just want to boast?

People like this probably want to be seen to be healthy. They want people to know about it. Maybe they want it to be part of their ego/identity...

Also maybe deep down they struggle with healthy eating/fitness, so obsessively saying this stuff out loud might be a way to reinforce to themselves the importance they've placed on it.

It's most annoying when they start judging others for their choices.

I read a funny post that said that all these health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying on their death bed, dying of nothing. And I couldn't agree more.

you sound stressed, meditation is good for that

OMG THATS HOW MY MOM IS!! when ever she sees me stuffing my mouth, (wich usualy happens when i havent ate all day) and she says dont stuff yourself or youll get fat, i be like BITCH LISTEN, THIS FOOD, THAT U PUT ON MY PLATE IS HERE FOR ME TO EAT AM I CORRECT?OR DID YOU JUST SIT IT INFRONT OF ME AND WANT ME TO EAT ONE SMALL PORTION AND SAVE IT FOR MY INVISIBLE BROTHER?EXACTLY I DIDNT THINK SO SO LEME STUFF MYSELF IN PEICE.and when i eat the whole thing, my mom just embarrases me, she would be like "oh my gosh u ate all that?! we gotta lose some weight hunney....." oh my god that shit erks my NERVES!! that bitch is fatter than me and she would tell me i cant eat 'this' or 'that' because of how the image SHE wants me to become. and she is a BIG 'health' baoster im just sick of it i cant wait till i get older and move out!!!!!!!!!!!

They should be fattened as punishment.

It is actually healthycto eat sperm.

yes thats my health teacher! i mean hes nice and all but he scares people into eating right and hes all like "all the chemicals are bad you should eat healthy" and thats true...
BUT most of us dont have that kind of money and thats not our fault! so any way its important to eat healthy and exercise but we can eat out once and a wile and be a little lazy its not gonna kill you trust me.

There's a difference between people who try and exercise and eat healthy because it's good for them (but can now and then enjoy chocolate or whatever), and those you describe that seem obsessed with being "healthy". But yeah, they're really annoying.

I know! I totally get it! Like, they should become thin the normal way and just purge after every meal. If you eat a huge block of chocolate, you can drink Ipecac and puke it up, then eat another one, puke that up and so forth.

Just remember not to over do it. All the saturated fats and processed substances could be bad for your health ;-)

It annoys me as well, I do try and eat healthy for the most part. but ill have some candy or something every now and then and I get people telling me im going to get fat if I eat it. Im like wtf, its only like once a month. Drives me nuts.

Ever consider people associate looking good with feeling good? Honestly I don't really like fat people or being around them, have some self discipline already. I don't care if you tell me you're fine with how you look, because let's be honest you aren't, you're just too lazy to change your lifestyle.