Help... i pooped a living bug

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I am afraid of what happened. I believe I pooped a type of black or dark beetle and it was still alive. If anyone has information that can help me please share.

Update: I believe it may have been a kissing bug. Do you guys believe I shuld go to a Urgant Care? Kissing bugs spread a deadly desese that is treatable.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago | pl

    Go see a medical professional. You might have some sort of parasite.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I agree with you. I did some research on the topic. Thank you!

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  • Bazinga
    6 years ago

    Wow, that's fascinating. Bugs crawl up your butt and turn your guts into a bug city. More and more bugs eat your guts until you die. Thanks for sharing. Do post a YouTube video before you croak.

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    • Algum
      6 years ago

      The bugs reproduce inside your bowels and large intestines and live off of your shit. How could anyone not shoot straight to hospital and get those fuckers outta there ASAP

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      • SilverNight1
        6 years ago

        I wont be able to go until sunday and even then I dont know if the Urgant care I go to are open so I have to go monday or tuesday. Or maybe even when I have more proof something is wrong.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      Or! Or... I learn to control the bugs like in Neruto and I come after you! xP

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      • Bazinga
        6 years ago

        That would be an alternative video. Bug master controls bugs up his butt. Cool.

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        • SilverNight1
          6 years ago

          Lol Glad someone gets it!

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    I would see a doctor just to be safe.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      Agreed

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  • xfg63
    6 years ago

    You're insides are rotting, find a taxidermist.

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  • THE_BOX
    6 years ago

    Why are you asking the internet?!

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    • Nickvey
      6 years ago

      the internet is a man . that why.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I was hoping someone would have a knowlegable answer

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  • lonewolf1253
    6 years ago

    It's perfectly normal. If you live in N. Korea.

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  • Dot123
    6 years ago

    Go to the ER

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    One time when I was in college I pooped out something truly amazing!

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    I guess if your ass is so wide open a roach might crawl up into it to stay warm. but that never happen either.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I assure you that it is a possibilty. But since I seem fine Im chalking it up as going mentally insane and imagining the bug

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  • MrDexter
    6 years ago

    Consult urgent care. This is very not normal. Also generally when someone poops bugs it's a sign of a parasitic infestation in the stomach.

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  • Avant-Garde
    6 years ago

    https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/chagas/gen_info/vectors/index.html

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    • Nickvey
      6 years ago

      you dont shit insect with this Chagas its a blood disease stupid fucker

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      • SilverNight1
        6 years ago

        No need to get aggressive

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        • Nickvey
          6 years ago

          bend over , i want to show you aggressive

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    dont worry about insects , it was just chilling under the bowl rim when you birthed a democrat. Its my job to know these things , who do you think your doctor calls? do you think they call another doctor?

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      It was in the shower and I wasnt actually pooping. I was using a squirting dildo and when my ass leaked that thing came out......

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  • womaninneed
    6 years ago

    Is it possible the bug fell in before you pooped?

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I am paranoid about that type of stuff. I always check.

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      • Avant-Garde
        6 years ago

        Do you lift up the toilet seat when you do your checks?

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  • LuxM4G
    6 years ago

    How fascinating... See, you can come up with all sorts of ideas derivated from the bizarre stories one reads here everyday.

    https://invisiverse.wonderhowto.com/news/heart-damaging-kissing-bug-parasite-infects-thousands-year-us-you-may-not-know-until-its-too-late-0177585/

    Its like you have been impregnated by an alien and are giving birth to their offspring, just like in a horror, sci-fi movie.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      Huh.... Kinda like in alien but with more alien.

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago

    Could be a dung beetle or flesh eating beetle.

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    • EccentricWeird
      6 years ago

      Must be... Cause OP is a segment of feces.

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I serched them. I can say with certainty it wasnt. Thank you for your opinion though!

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    • SilverNight1
      6 years ago

      I believe it was a species of kissing bug.

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      • CozmoWank
        6 years ago

        An Ass-Kissing bug?

        Everything considered, I guess it's better than having a Fiddler crab in your ass.

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        • SilverNight1
          6 years ago

          As true as that is, Kissing bugs lay eggs inside you and their poop is very poisoness. Fhe bacteria can kill people and have. About 11,000 deaths from it.

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          • CozmoWank
            6 years ago

            Call an exterminator.

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    Yes

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