Help i think i'm dying!

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Lol i don't really think I'm dying the title was just to grab peoples attention, but i just want to say that i hate the people who go to web md and truly believe the sites diagnosis. I put in random symptoms, and it always leads to some horrible disease. Today i had a throat ache and my head hurt so i put that in, u know what it told me? That i could have cyanide poisoning, that's just retarded. Okay well so my question is,does anyone else dislike the people who actually use Web md to diagnose themselves?

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  • tdavis1998
    11 years ago

    Your cute writing a tittle like that.dumb hoe

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    • OswaldCobblepot
      11 years ago

      You're*

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    • timisagodamongmen
      11 years ago

      Lol

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  • ganesha
    11 years ago

    This post made me laugh :)

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    • timisagodamongmen
      11 years ago

      Lol glad u find my serious post about me dying funny.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    I use Web MD like one of those 20 Questions websites. It's like 20Q or Akinator, except instead of asking questions, it constantly tells me to go to the hospital.

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  • gummy_jr
    11 years ago

    I laughed so hard reading this

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    • timisagodamongmen
      11 years ago

      HAHA Y?sorry bout the cals to lazy to change it

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      • gummy_jr
        11 years ago

        "I could have cyanide poisoning, that's just retarded."

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        • timisagodamongmen
          11 years ago

          Lol well i try to take cyanide as little as possible soo

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          • gummy_jr
            11 years ago

            And the first sentence just made ne laugh out loud lol

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            • timisagodamongmen
              11 years ago

              Lol it is a good attention grabber

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Maybe you are using the wrong site.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I'd say I am annoyed by people who come onto sites like this asking to be diagnosed by users...though troll answers are pretty funny sometimes.

    I have googled a few things--never gone to forums because people are mostly paranoid there--and what's funny is I looked up... i think it must've been a stomach problem or some shit and they immediately say you're pregnant. ahhahahahaa

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    I never heard of that site until now.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    It has correctly diagnosed my ibs. I am constantly crapping and sharting all over myself. I blew out 2 extra large diapers today. Webmd was accurate for me because I dump myself silly. You're welcome.
    *diarrheas himself as he runs for the can*

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