Help me!! i am in tiny deep shit!

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Today we wrote an essay as a classwork. About "my new school"and my teacher said we should write a mind map first. I was bored so in the second block of the mind map I wrote "children/kids/retards/faggots" I wanted to erase it later but later my dad came and I had to give the teacher my book. I totally forgot i wrote that!! I know now I am in trouble for writing retards and faggots!!
What must I do and say to him when he asks me why I wrote that!!?
His not a strict teacher by the way.

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  • TrinidadianBaller
    9 years ago | pl

    Call him a faggot and a retard and ask if he even lifts

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Tell him you were in weird mood and it was a stream of consciousness thing.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Nothing, nothing you can do, you wrote it now deal with it

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    what the fuck is a mind map?

    sounds like some kinda new age common core bullshit dreamed up by retards and faggots

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  • Dad
    9 years ago

    They are normally accepted things to write about.

    If your teacher asks, just say I was interested in how many students are gay, and how many have mental issues. Has anyone ever surveyed this at your new school?

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I would love to know what a mind map is.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      9 years ago

      Before you write an essay or piece of work a lot of places ask you to do a mind map, it's basically jotting down points you plan to make and planning the themes you'll be writing about so you can write the work quickly without having to wonder what to write next

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Ah, so it's a new fangled term for an old idea; an outline? Gee, what was wrong with the term outline?

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        • Mytwin295
          9 years ago

          on an unrelated note... SOMEONE ELSE SAYS new fangled!

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        • kingofcarrotflowers
          9 years ago

          Because mind map sounds more " management bullshit free your mind " talk that around a lot more now

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          • thegypsysailor
            9 years ago

            Yeah. "They" are trying to introduce this crazy thing called "the bridge management team" to shipping. It is considered good form (not yet a requirement) to have a discussion about every decision that needs to be made with "the bridge management team", taking command decisions away from the captain. Lovely idea until you realize that quite often there isn't time to assemble the "the bridge management team" when a decision must be made, and understanding that the captain is still ultimately the responsible party. Captaining by consensus; nuts, fucking nuts!
            If it's my ass on the line, I'll make my own decisions, thank you.

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    • eastbeast
      9 years ago

      So would I.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Tell him a lot of kids at school act like are retarded fagots.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    9 years ago

    Jump around the class room shouting leaping monkey and ask him to smell your bum.

    He might think you are retarded and a bit queer.

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    Serves you flippin' right... :D

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  • ALESTORM
    9 years ago

    Just say because it was funny.

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  • snowyshadow
    9 years ago

    You're a kid, your teacher knows that. Kids do stupid stuff like that all the time.

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  • TheChakraMantra
    9 years ago

    Tell him it's not your fault; that you're just a natural born bunghole.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Why was your Dad at school with you?

    I wouldn't worry about it. I turned way worse things when I was in school and they never did too much about it. I once turned in a drawing of the school burning down with dead bodies being pecked to death by ravens (the schools mascot).

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    Tell him its what you think of him, it'll make him 'appy.

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