Help me i´m sexually attracted to my toaster.

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Every time I look at my toaster I just want to stuff my huge throbbing cockmeat, because of this addiction, i can´t sleep at night because I all I can think about is my dick in my toaster

This is starting to be a real problem, and affecting my family, my friends, and my life.

If you have any advice on how too deal with this and possibly get rid off, please give me a commment.

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  • randypete
    7 years ago | pl

    are all these people on drugs

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  • theMonkey
    7 years ago | pl

    Totally normal. I do this all the time. What makes it feel even better is if you turn it on first, and then fuck it in the bathtub!

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    • yjing
      7 years ago

      Genious

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    Wow, you must really want to GRILLED over your poor attempt at trolling.

    The insults you will suffer will leave you feeling BURNT.

    Perhaps this dick in the toaster thing is just a puerile attempt to be SHOCKING?

    No matter how you SLICE it, you really are not quite the FULL LOAF are you.

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    • TrashcanMan
      7 years ago

      And you know I'm somewhat surprised. I figured him to a member of the upper CRUST. But anymore trolling on this site dude and you're TOAST!

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      • TrashcanMan
        7 years ago

        That was a cool play on words thing dude. Had to join in. I kind of ripped you off. Hope you didn't mind.

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          No problem mate. Just thought I'd have a little fun with the poor fool, you know, instead of just giving him the stern "Gaan gefucked" he was looking for.

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          • FRDoggus
            2 years ago

            Y’all more weird than the goddamn post doin this shit 💀

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  • TrashcanMan
    7 years ago

    I would suggest you use lots of butter on that bad boy when your cock pops out. And while you're waiting you could even take the time to write a better troll. Face it dude, this troll of yours is a total piece of shit.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    If you cover one side, my toaster does look a little like a vulva.
    Now if I can find an appliance that looks like boobies, I could have an electrifying relationship.

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  • Satanasse
    7 years ago

    My dick looks like a toaster

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  • Dreamsao
    7 years ago

    Do it. Prove that darwinism still lives.

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  • GOODCHILD
    7 years ago

    Get help NOW

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  • yonduudonta
    7 years ago

    Bro. Troll post.

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  • adorkableme
    7 years ago

    Rule 36 of the internet. If it exists it is somebody's fetish. Looks like your fetish is toaster.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    mmm

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