Henry i know you can see this you brown eyed prick

Reply to my drunk text henry or I willl send a ghost demon poltergiest in your house using an ouiha board. I know these things frighten you so dont even pretend honeyman.
I will literally find you and you know its no joke.
Im sorry I didnt want to love you again but it was for the sake of keeping everything right in the universe. You know how it is and that I lied to keep things right.
xoxo

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Comments ( 10 )
  • AsterBean

    Whew! Close call with the universe there. Thanks for nipping that in the bud before things got out of control.

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  • Somenormie

    Stop taking the meth or whatever you're taking.

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  • raisinbran

    You shouldn't be lying to Henry.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Vvaas?

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    • Vvaas

      i didn't make this idk any henry's lol

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        Oh, lol. They put "xoxo" at the end of the post, so I thought it was you. And this post honestly sounds like something you would make.

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        • Vvaas

          yeah i can see why you thought it was me haha, whoever made the post sounds similar to me lol

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  • Holzman_67

    I’ve really got to stop chasing that white rabbit

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    everyone ive ever known named henry has been an absolute piecea work

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  • Ho0ligan

    op you cum guzzling discord mod looking ass cousin fucker; leave the eye colour outta this 😤

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