Henry i know you can see this you brown eyed prick
Reply to my drunk text henry or I willl send a ghost demon poltergiest in your house using an ouiha board. I know these things frighten you so dont even pretend honeyman.
I will literally find you and you know its no joke.
Im sorry I didnt want to love you again but it was for the sake of keeping everything right in the universe. You know how it is and that I lied to keep things right.
xoxo