Her vagina stinks, and it's making my vagina stink!

This girl who I occasionally hook up with has a FOUL smelling lady basement. She is aware of this, and we've tried to deal with the problem together by having me shower with her to clean those hard-to-reach places. But she comes out smelling just as bad, sometimes worse because of the warm water stirring things up, and the whole bathroom stinks afterwards.

I personally like the smell when we're having sex because it's so rich in pheromones, but afterwards i get tired of smelling it on everything. I can't even sit in a chair that she's ever sat in or I'll smell like mackerel for days. We made the horrible mistake of scissoring, and now I CANNOT get the smell of HER vagina out of MY vagina.

What gives? Did she used to be a mermaid or something?

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  • Are you sure she does not have an underlying STD or infection that is causing the problem?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Cooties.

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    • John Travolta has cooties.

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      • Anime7

        My Gold ran out. So I just thought I'd mention it so as to not simply leave you hanging.

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      • RoseIsabella

        He does? I guess it makes sense that Johns Travolta has cooties after all Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy.

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        • I hate Scientology. Did you know that beck is a scientologist? I like his music but l lost a lot of respect for the guy after finding out that he was. It shouldnt really matter, but for some reason it does...

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          • RoseIsabella

            Yeah, it was a disappointment when I found out about Beck being a Scientologist. As a general rule I tend not to hold much respect for Scientologists to put it as nicely as I can.

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  • CozmoWank

    I may have slept with her once or twice.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Poor you! This is very strange, in some ways. Exactly how long has this been going on? Has she ever seen a gynaecologist? If she hasn't, she really needs to. If she has and nothing was found, she should get another opinion.

    This might be of some help:

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/vagina-odour.shtml

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    • Scissor me timbers.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Somewhere, a tree is shedding its leaves…

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  • VirgilManly

    Maybe she masturbated with a dead sturgeon and forgot to pull it out...

    ...or it could very well be blue waffle disease.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Have either of you ever heard of a yeast infection? Might be that, but hey, I'm a fucking guy so what would I know about stinky pussies that a couple of literate girls from a first world country don't? Pathetic.

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    • Hey at least with a yeast infection you don't have to worry about buying the precurser to make bread.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Fish loaf.

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        • NurseDiesel

          Haha that's gross!

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        • I think i am going to throw up all over the place....

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          • RoseIsabella

            Don't look at me OP's the one messing with the stenchosaurous. I'm just keeping it real.

            *fetches sawdust and a shop vacation*

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        • VirgilManly

          I prefer mine with a chewy crust.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Vaginal Bread. Ha!

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