Here my view of religion and enjoy the humor lol

Why I am anti religious.

Here why I am anti religious for ten reasons
1. Religious people, they pray is like they talk to God. Then again they talk to themselves. ( religious person threatened me " God will get u tonight!". I am still here. " religious is like judge and it insult to humanity"

2. Why is churches need money from people? So they can rob them.

3. Homosexuality is sin = bullshit! Gay couples & lesbian couples. They know how to love better than straight couples.

4. Why racism exist because cowards. Why is there murder because hatred. Why is there war existing to this day because unknown reason. Lastly why is there rapist, murder, pedophile exist ( ask yourself and think! Maybe u find answer for yourself)

5. If God wanted us to follow him and act like his followers? Then it's why atheist/ anti religious existed. Because God give us brain to learn and heart to care. We know murder is wrong. If we were in united states along with policemen. Thanks to technology that captured murders and rapist and child molesters.

6. Now since gay marriage exist? Religious people has gone mad because no one won't worshipp their religion or God. It's simple because God can't interfere Freewill and all he can do is give them book & faith or pray such churches. Their religion against homosexuals so they can stoned them = murder

If he was all knowing and powerful? Then he know what it's like to be, men, women, gay. (explains lot why gay means God accepts you.) or even worse.

He knows what it like to be serial killers or rapist or pedophile " God is monster"

7. Religion makes humans blind for not realize of surroundings.
They become delusional, they become pathetic like there Lifetime. Such childish that has imaginary friends.

Americans need to wake up and it's not that hard to wake up and grow up.

8. Religion makes people look dumb and fat. By fat? I mean religious people want to go heaven so they have to wait till they Die being believer of Jesus.

That explains lot why they didn't accept what God give them gift and the gift is Life. I could say God give them gift with a price like There a price to pay and that is accept God or reject God so by reject God? That make him jealousy God.

9. There are lot of type madness comes inside minds and it's full of shape and sizes. Madness can be any type Dark Side within people.
That why it exist due to Tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

Means we can be evil or good while we have Free Will.

10. Religious people ignore Old Testament so they follow the New Testament. If religious people want to follow the New Testament then why can't they get rid of Old Testament because they can't! According to bible. It's all in there and there lot of copies of bible.

Thank you religious people for being butthurt I mean we atheist/ anti religious raping you for being butthurt. U try pray for us is like suck our cocks, no wonder why u people so crazy. Religious people has been fucked and too much giving people BJ. U try show us love? We walk away because we already known what it like to fuck u. ( get off our dicks)
Bonus= if you going to say " go to hell" Bitch! This is hell! Lmao!

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    I fail to find this humor you speak of?

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    • If u didn't get the humor? Here the joke I made is funny similar to this post.

      RELIGION is like Penis.

      Hey? U know this means. If we all were religious then, all women and men have penis by being follower. The preacher/ priest have larger penis than his followers is why they bow and pray. Pray by mean BJ.

      Non believers have one, they mock them beliefs till their butthurt? Butthurt by non believers, non believers are raping them till they moan and scream is like beating them till believers love them." I wanna pray for you". They try show love but? Non believers already known what it like to fuck them.

      The end. ( So we all fuck them and they loved us lol)

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      • green_boogers

        Do this.

        Get gun.

        Shoot gun into toilet.

        Scream while keep shooting.

        Stop scream when gun can't shoot.

        This is your new religion.

        The End.

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        • Loney toons lol

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          • green_boogers

            The gun is your new penis religion. Do it now. Next time shit first, then blast the shit before flushing. You put new religion on Youtube.com. You prophet of penises.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Too long

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    • Um okay

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  • thegypsysailor

    For all the bible thumpers out there;
    “You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
    ― Mark Twain

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    • Exactly !

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    • lordofopinions

      Good one!

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  • shuggy-chan

    You realize that number one, you're being over cynical. And number two you're making broad accusations about a group of people just like what you're complaining about they do

    You're allowed to be as religious or unreligious as you want to be. Just don't be an asshole to other people about it.

    My belief is people should discover their own spirituality. whether that involves organize religion, which I'm not a fan of, we're deciding they have no religion at all or somewhere in the middle

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    • 1. I understand that I maybe mad about them. Just to be honest that yes I am asshole towards them because I can be whatever I want to be. U just said it for yourself " be religious or unreligious"

      2. It's all true in my list I had picked.

      3. It's up to you if u agree to it or disagree because I'm heartless to religious.

      It's anti religious. Anti religious and atheist has difference.

      anti religous is like destroyed religion and live long lasting life such accept life himself.

      Atheist is like don't believe in God.

      Nowadays Christian and Catholics? People kept saying there the same and there not. It's called difference such like emo and goth may be different from each other or atheist and satanism are different.

      4. Only asshole are people who bashing others without reason.

      Like there Christian vs bad Christian.

      Good Christian just have faith, they pray and wait till they die.

      Bad Christian are like bash others with no reason and becoming cowards Standing beside police with there freedom speech with mic that have give Christianity bad name witch they are following what God says.

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