Here's what i dreamed:

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I had a dream that I used to be Spiderman, and was always saving peoples lives and running into burning buildings to save people who hated me. I was married with Mary Jane recently, and always leaving her by herself to stop muggers and super villians in costumes obbsessed with me. She keeps asking me when I'll stop being spiderman and I keep assuring her someday we'll be happy and normal, then jumping out the window to fix more police fuck ups and incompetence. One morning as the sun's coming up, my whole saturday morning cartoon is ruined because mary jane is mutilated all over the counter. There's a sticky note that says "Because I can".

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  • deadpool1
    7 years ago

    that sucks dude.

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    • dreadpool555
      7 years ago

      the only detail you left out was i KNEW you put the GHB in there and had no emotional attachment to that girl you drowned. I was just resting my eyes in the comfy bed enjoying the euphoria.

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  • T-Ray555
    7 years ago

    you should have stayed home that day. Now your whole mind's disintegrated into a hundred million personalities and your all alone in the dark... I thought you used to be robin not spider-man. what happened to the red and blue one?

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    • BruceBillionaire
      7 years ago

      I don't give a fuckin shit. I've always had a zero tolerance policy for mental illness at my house. Only i'm allowed to kill people because my parents were shot directly in front of me. i've also killed alfred for shooting his mouth off. Do you remember when my back was broken and dr. shondra kinsolving miraculously cured me with her psychic powers and sacrificed her sanity for me in some 3rd world country? I immediately had her involuntarily commited. You can fuckin rot in there you vile, sinful, monster.

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      • evil-creep
        7 years ago

        I need to be spanked on my fucking bare ass sir.

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      • Apocalypse?
        7 years ago

        is having a dog supposed to be your subtley ironic and hateful reminder of your life as commissioner gordons slave?

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        • still-the-king
          7 years ago

          No, you little fuckin child... it's supposed to be that little slut you talked to on the phone when you were 15, and called to tell her that you miss her... remember when you two made a sacred, legitimate promise to be married for eternity? Well, now your not.

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      • Venom555
        7 years ago

        At least we can all agree that the war on drugs should stop as soon as possible this election. it's really getting annoying how strongly you feel about people ever using things you can't have a monopoly on. Don't be so cold hearted and strict with your own people. Just a polite request from someone who's doctors are too stubborn to prescribe something strong enough to keep me awake because of moderate narcolepsy. Everything doesn't need to be legalised, but doctors shouldnt be so unwilling to prescribe powerful amphetamines just because of federal restrictions and laws. The doctors shouldn't have so much say in if patients are "allowed" to recieve a legal medication. If you care at all i'd appreciate it.

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      • deadpool1
        7 years ago

        this sounds really rational.

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      • Klobez
        7 years ago

        how many cocks did you suck to become spiderman/billionaire?

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