Hide boogers under furniture

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After picking my nose, I secretly stick my boogers under any random furniture right next to me.. like chairs, dining tables, bed, and such.

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Based on 23 votes (10 yes)

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raisinbran

3 years ago | pl

Why not just roll them between your fingers and fling in a random direction, like an adult?

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- leggs91200
  
  3 years ago
  
  like an adult oh gyod.
  
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Boojum

3 years ago

It's normal if you're five years old - chronologically or mentally.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Oh, I forgot to mention that I examine them before parting ways.
  
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  - Boojum
    
    3 years ago
    
    Well, that's sensible. You never know - you might find gold or an interesting parasite or that your left nostril has been colonised by a community of tiny aliens.
    
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  - litelander8
    
    3 years ago
    
    😂
    
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Somenormie

3 years ago

disgusting it really is.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  And you expect me to buy packs of pocket tissues to blow them on to? Nuh, I hate to keep stuff in my pockets that make them appear bulged, I'm artistic that way.
  
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  - Boojum
    
    3 years ago
    
    Not to mention the trees that have to die to make tissues and how they end up in landfill. Think of the children!
    
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McSorley

3 years ago

Memoriiiieeeeees. I can only imagine the art I created under the living room coffee table as a kid. Nowadays just the thought of pulling something out of my nose without the aid of a Kleenex makes me sick to my stomach.

Hopefully you're just slathering your own furniture with your nosely offerings, you sick muddafucka.

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BleedingPain

3 years ago

Why do that? Assert dominance. Eat them.

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junies

3 years ago

It is disgusting. I hope you only do this at your house. It would be rude to go over to friends, family houses and do that. If I ever found someone doing that at my house I would kick that person out immediately.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Then they would definitely be deserving of being kicked out for failing to do the act discreetly. Secrecy is key here.
  
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SwickDinging

3 years ago

In your own house?

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SmokeEverything

3 years ago

You should save them in a jar and when you get a lot of them mail them to people you hate

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  You know what? I could use their accumulated lot to make 'booger candles'. Talk about COVID-19 pandemic business start-up ideas!
  
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  - leggs91200
    
    3 years ago
    
    You are suppose to use earwax collections to make home made candles.
    
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  - Boojum
    
    3 years ago
    
    Dried nasal mucous isn't flammable. If you want to make candles that would satisfy even the stringent demands of vegans who hate everything derived from petrochemicals, you need to start collecting your ear wax.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      I'm definitely thinking of a mixture of boogers and flammable wax material. 'A booger saved is a light to the world.' That would be my product's tagline.
      
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allialli

3 years ago

i’m gonna need you to log off for me

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I can't help it.
  
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  - Inkmaster
    
    3 years ago
    
    That's a cop out.
    
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