How can i a girlfriend?

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l a very lonely l want to get a girlfriend but not getting. How can I get a girlfriend?

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  • --
    4 years ago

    How much money you have?

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Ya, cause that's what's most important. Smh.

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago

        It might be, you never know.

        You're just saying that because you think your muscles, average penis and shared dorm are enough!

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        • --
          4 years ago

          lol

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          I do know. It's not the most important. Everything else you said is pointless.

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          • LornaMae
            4 years ago

            Is it, really? Imma go with the rich guy.

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            • d0esnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Yes it is. Fisherman know better than fish about the behaviors of fish.

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            • --
              4 years ago

              Or the "enough for food and bills guy" like me :)

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      • --
        4 years ago

        I wasn't saying how much money you have, I meant to ask how much money does he have. Not many women I know want to be with a broke bum, sorry its reality. Could have something to do with why he can't get a girl. I'm not judging! I'm not broke or starving but I would classify myself as poorish when it comes to money and I still get some babes now and then.

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          If hes broke af then ya. But most people aren't broke AF.

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          • --
            4 years ago

            To be honest I think its because he is socially awkward and has moved to a white western part of the world and english is not his native tongue. Also I asked how much money does he have because I believe there is nothing wrong with paying for a bride/sex if you have to. I would if I had to, never needed to and if I did there is plenty of porn, but still, if I really had to I would!

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            • d0esnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Ya I'm not opposed to prostitution either. Not sure how that's relevant but ya. Why someone isn't getting laid is a very complex question.

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    Knock her over the head and drag her into your cave.

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  • Fugazi,again
    4 years ago

    Either have lots of money or find an ugly girl

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    • DIO
      4 years ago

      A lot of time ugly girls think they are hot shit. That's hilarous.

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Stfu

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    • cupcake_wants
      4 years ago

      bad advice.

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      • Fugazi,again
        4 years ago

        Why

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Finding a girlfriend is not going to solve your problems with loneliness.

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      That is false!

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago

        ELABORATE, SOULLESS BEING!

        HAHAHHAAA

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Even open relationships get the job done. Checkmate!

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          • LornaMae
            4 years ago

            Do you even know how chess works?

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            • d0esnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Yes checkmate is what I say when I put you in a position that you cannot move so I win! I used to play chess hella.

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  • Iszzy123
    3 years ago

    Study how to be funny

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  • Unknown_player
    4 years ago

    You come off as too desperate when you say it like that and that's not really attractive. Just take this time you're single as an opportunity to reflect on yourself and enjoy the freedom of not feeling compelled to look out for a SO

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    Go up to women and tell them you're absolutely, completely, and utterly desperate for any kind of female attention and that you're a kissless virgin who soils himself when he gets nervous. Girls will love you.

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  • Iszzy123
    4 years ago

    Does it matter if she’s fat?

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Tinder!

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    • LornaMae
      4 years ago

      Tinder makes perfect! You either lose your lady-bonner (4/5 of the time) or fall madly in love (1/5 of the time) with someone whose 4/5 you are in... does the math make sense?

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        No that made no sense. Tinder has single handedly made college amazing for me.

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        • LornaMae
          4 years ago

          You looking to get yourself blocked? You'd be my first! ;)

          Btw, have you not learned fractions in school????

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            I can be your first? More like first good oral sex :)

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    4 years ago

    https://youtu.be/ynbgpg3smik

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  • cupcake_wants
    4 years ago

    The real thing for you to do is work on yourself first, as the foundation. Start doing things for yourself, like working out, for example. When you do things for yourself like that you will become more desirable.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    I see what you're saying, and can relate, but I don't think having a mate is going to be a a cure all for depression, and loneliness.

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  • DIO
    4 years ago

    Try learning proper english first. Then you'll try to get a girlfriend.

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  • TerriAngel
    4 years ago

    You might be in a bad area.
    As for money, yea.
    Dont be broke.
    But beyond that money isnt the be all end all.
    Do you really want a whore?
    If shes just with you for money, then thats all she is.
    Physically fit.
    ( doesnt have to be buff, but not fat either. )
    Clean, well groomed, decent clothes, good sence of humour, intelligent enough to carry on a conversation on most topics. Polite.
    If you have these qualities, you wont be single for long.

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