How can i have sex with my mom?

So, you wanna go back to where you've been, huh?

Well, judging from thousands of similar stories online ... and they must all be true, because nobody would ever lie on the Internet; oh, good heavens no! ... there are three can't-fail ways:

1) FUCK HER WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP. Climb into bed with her, stick it in, and start pounding away. If you're really quiet you might not even wake her, and even if you do wake her she'll understand because she's your mom and she loves you and only wants the best for you.

2) LET HER SEE YOU MASTURBATING. Leave the door to your bedroom open while you choke your chicken. This shouldn't be a surprise; after all, every guy knows that if you really like a girl and wanna get close to her, even if she ain't your own mother, the usual way to let her know is to whip out your schlong and flog it -- don't waste your time with flowers, dates, making her laugh, and all that other romantic bullshit. Even Shakespeare knew this. Remember that famous scene from Romeo And Juliet, when Juliet calls out to Romeo from her balcony?

Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"

Romeo: "I'm down here, jacking off!"

3) JUST TELL HER YOU WANT TO FUCK HER. Something like, "I'm dying to fuck you, Mom, oh I wanna fuck you so bad, can we fuck? Please?!" Nothing like the direct approach.

As documented by these Internet incest tales, any of these will lead to you getting what you want. And as for what she wants? Well, no fear. Sure, both she and the guy she's married to have decades more sexual experience than you. Yes, they've been screwing longer than you've even been alive. So yeah, they know a few things you don't, and she's probably used to being with a man who does things to her that you haven't even imagined. But none of that matters. Your raw young studliness will carry you through and you'll give her the Best She's Ever Had[TM].

Sad thing is, these approaches probably do work in some cases ... but only because anyone dumb enough to not only believe this shit but also to actually try it would have to have an IQ below the freezing point, the kind of congenital brain deficit which could only come from being the malformed spawn of an unholy incestuous coupling -- if true in your case, that not only means your mom already has a history of banging her own kin, but also that she won't be repulsed by your three eyebrows or by the six toes sticking out of your chest, because after all your daddy is also your grandpa and your mom is her own sister and that's just the way your family is.

Just tempt her by walking around the house naked and letting her see u masturbate. Then, ask her to see her body, if she's willing and she's become comfortable seeing u jerking off and being naked. Then *uck her

For me it was easy. When I was a teenager my parents divorced and Mom started to drink a lot and I would find her around the house half undressed or completely naked. She was the first grown up woman I have ever seen nude. Once I learned that nothing would wake her up after she was drunk I started to feel her up. I would explore her body and learn about the opposite sex from her. After about a year of this I was able to experience sex with her. This was the first time I had sex in my life. She never woke up or said anything about it to me

Just talk to her & go for it.

I want to have sex with my mom to any real legit info to get her to ask me to have sex with her shes single and so am I and im of age

When I was 16 it was a steamy night and I was horny so went to my mom and asked is anyone home she said no just us and I asked to use her phone and I found porn videos I said what’s this and I showed it to her she said don’t tell your dad then I said under one condition she said what I want to fuck you all night she said no please so I said fine but then I walked in on her showering and I just couldn’t resist so I opened the shower door I saw her boobies and her pussy I took off my clothes and hoped in she told me not to fuck her I said ok then I started to get the soap and my duck bumped into her ass when she was putting on soap in her hair pretty much bending over I “accidentally” got her hair stuck in the drain then she asked for help and the whole night we were in the shower fucking hardcore soap was going everywhere then when she fell asleep I went in her room and put my hand in her panties I was completely naked btw so I got hard and she turned a round and she said stop you already went to far with fucking me in the shower so I grabbed her boobies turned her around and put her on all fours on the bed and began pounding. the whole family besides me and my mom went on a trip so the whole week we didnt go to school or work instead I was fucking her so hard her legs couldn’t move so we ended up apologizing but tonight I’m going to tie her up in my room and strip her and absolutely destroy that pussy keeping her in my room for 2 days she will like it because I know she’s a whore and she needs my dick all you teenagers need to do this with your mom or your gonna miss out.

When I was 17 I was about ready to go to sleep and it was just me and my mom so I took the chance i when she was sleeping I fucked her hard how I did it was I put tape in her room while she was at work and then at night I put tape around her hands and feet and covered her eyes with a bandanna so she couldn’t see me the for 4 hours I pounded her I used a text to speech app to say things like your son is knocked out so don’t try anything so I put her head into the pillow just in case she woke up and I had the time of my life and to this day she still doesn’t know that I pounded her I even took her to the closet that night to fuck her even harder cause I knew she would be loud and the neighbors might hear her so for 4 hours she was crying and screaming but before that she always talked to me about having sex with her is fine so I did it I encourage you to fuck your mom till she screams and cries it will make you feel amazing.

I cum in her and she said I had to get her a plan B and I got in her face and busted inside of her fat little pussy and choked her out and did it again and I was like yeah I'm making a future cumdump you fucking slut and you are going to turn her out

I am constantly raping my mom Beverly and she just cries and keeps letting me get away with it

Dont do it unless she is the one to initiate it. Like the above posters suggest, let her catch you undressing or maybe pretend to mistakenly walk in to her room when she is undressing.
But let her do the asking. If you do and she refuses, it will be awkward for the rest of your lives.
To be honest, the fantasy while jerking off is better. Actual sex with her might be disappointing. Ive been fantasizing about my mom for years. You might get photoshop and put your moms face on a naked picture. Let me tell you, that is insanely exciting. Try it.

I am enjoying my life with my mom.
When my mom is free from the house work i naked her daily and first I put my dick in her mouth and tied her hands and she had to suck my dick till a hour then I put my dick in her anal and fucked her for few minutes she cried always but I never let her go and after fucking her I leave my dick in her anal till morning and tied my mom and myself till morning and in morning at 5:00 i started fucking her again and then I give her my dick to clean from his mouth and then we both had a naked bath and then she became free from my cage and again that evening we do the same routine and you all must try this type of routine with your mom because her anal is they had a sticky anal the doesn't let your dick to go out from it.

Eversince i heard my mom moaning when my dad fucked her i wanted to fuck her. Tomorrow once she will finish with her work at 10pm i will need to pick her up with my car and i might ask her if she wants to have sex with me. Since she doesnt like that i have a beard i will say something between those lines : "Mom do you want me to shave my beard, she gonna say yes and then i will say that i have a question for you i hope you wont be mad at me then i will say that immma shave my beard if she would be down to have sex with me everyday or every other 2 days after her work.i hope it goes well whenever i will be ready to ask her. On top of that she wants to go on vacation with me alone. If i wont ask her before vacation i most defenitly will when we gonna be there.

Never do that.You would repent all over your life.

I've wanted to fuck my mom before and I was able to by a mix of "rape" and alcohol. She has caught me masturbating with her panties and multiple times but she has never washed them. I always go to her dresser and take a pair but most of them still have my cum stain on them, so I took this as she wants it and I walked to the bathroom naked and she staired the whole time. She also caught me jerking off to pictures I took of her changing and she jerked me off. Then it led to her getting really drunk and I tried to tell her daily that she is beautiful and that she had nice tits and firm ass. I grope her occasionally to the point where she gropes me now and a couple months ago I was in bed with her spooning and I pulled my dick out and she gave me head and the next morning we had sex. We now have sex pretty much daily or when every she gets home from work.

I’ve wanted to fuck my mom for years still do love when she comes over in tight jeans. I know I’ll never get the chance to fuck her so I always smell her panties lick them taste them it’s awesome gets me off pretty good. I’ve seen her nudes and jerk off to them on a regular basis it sucks that I’m not living with her so no more panty sniffing. But I regularly masturbate to her all the time