How can you be a legal man

Please, I want to learn the law and to be a lawyer. I do not know where you are from. What are the tips to make sure?

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  • jinx5543

    law school

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    • agrace1819

      Yes, the only way to be a lawyer is to learn the skills needed to be one, which only come from one place, school. Then after you earn your degree you get hired by someone, then taadaa! You’re a lawyer!

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  • Smithers

    Print a fake diploma and watch all seasons of Suits. F*cking retard.

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    • lordofopinions

      I like this idea the best. Another good show is Bull. Or movies like A Few Good Men.

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  • TimeWizard

    Go to law school

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  • Kevinevan

    Fill out an application at one of those kiosks in Target or Walmart. That will get the ball rolling.

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    • lordofopinions

      Or fill out an application at McD's.

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  • rayb12

    To make sure the tips are to insert your penis tip into a jar of jelly beans. If you feel a stinging it means a cinnamon one has touched your urethra and you have enacted Murphy's law.

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    • lordofopinions

      Or a jar full of fire ants.

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