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do you think it's normal to become a troll? why did you, troll, become one? i don't want to think of poll options so i'm leaving it as a story. please comment
I'm not really a troll but every so often when I see something of such low intellect on the net I'm tempted to respond to it with a bizarre sentence of gibberish for my own self amusement. Most of the time I restrain myself but sometimes it slips out.
It's kinda like this incident where I was driving and had road rage with another driver. Instead of just flipping him the bird as he did to me I put both of my clenched fists together with the thumbs out so they were sticking out either side then moved them back and forth, making a gesture at him he would surely not understand. I think it's more fun at times to puzzle people instead of just the generic reaction. Maybe that makes me a weirdo I don't know.
At some point, all trolls get knocked of their bridge by a band of kickass goats.
Sometimes being under the bridge just feels right. However, I try not to spend too much there because I don't wanna bring fleas home to the Siamese cat.
Oh no, can you give them a bath? I'm really blessed that my cat's easy to bathe. It might sound weird but but I get in the tub with him and wash him like a baby.
I don't troll all the time but I have a certain character I use on about 10 different websites. I do it mostly for my own entertainment. The responses I get are often hilarious. I never do it to be mean though. The funniest trolling I've done is I made a facebook for my character and started harassing people I personally know. A lot of my friends have been complaining about him and most of them don't know its me so I'm always laughing on the inside when I go to the bar or other social gatherings and hear people ranting about him or make facebook comments about their absurd messages.
you are a troll that i have in the highest regard because of your fake phone calls! you are so dedicated hahaha
kiwi6 dot com/users/distorganized
Take out the spaces and replace "dot" with a period (IIN doesn't let me use url's.
Then you can copy and paste it.
Aaron calls Liz is by far the best one. Liz was his girlfriend who had just kicked him out and I used the clips of him trying to go live there soon after their breakup.
Polymorph Self. The extra strength and toughness are useful when fighting devils in the Nine Hells of Baator.
It started in real life with... pranks, I guess you could call them? When I first got a computer and printer, knowing that my mom was always worried about money, I typed our address on one piece of paper and a letter on another that was about collecting a substantial debt. I folded up the address paper to look like an envelope, slipped the letter in and placed in in the mailbox after the mail had run. My mom opened it later and began cursing. I was actually surprised it went so well, and thoroughly amused, although I felt bad about fooling her.
As for the internet, it began during my Harry Potter stage. I was obsessed with Daniel Radcliffe and there were all these people on forums pretending to be him or know him, talking about how he used the same toothpaste as them. I figured, "I can fool people". On one particular forum... I don't even remember what I said or who I pretended to be (repressed memory I suppose), but I pissed some people off so bad that they created an exclusive forum of only 6 people, including my regular self, where they vented about Snape and my alter ego. We remained active on there for a year or two and when the activity dwindled I told them the truth. After that, I think we all moved on.
I'm not a troll but sometimes I feel like something I could say would be hilarious if I did.
I'm not really a troll here, but this is one of few sites i don't "troll" on. How did I become a troll? It is just my type of humor- irony, deadpan, dark/off-color, etc. people started calling me a troll for it, so I just went with it. Their reactions (inability to understand a joke that isn't explicitly explained to them) amused me.