How did your teenage crush age?

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(For the ones who are old enough to have an old aging crush)

This was mine, he was EVERYTHING! Now I'm so glad it didn't work out and we didn't actually get married like I had planned!

Very badly 20
Beautifully 13
Badly yet gracefully 7
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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I would say my one teenage crush, Roger Andrew Taylor of Duran Duran, has aged quite gracefully. My other teenage crush, Sting, has aged beautifully like a fine wine!

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I'm aging like red wine vinegar, bitter yet sweet after reducing in a recipe.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        How do you feel about shallots?

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          I actually use them all the time, I like the flavoring and their ability absorb the flavor of the dish.

          How did you know that?

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            I dunno, it just felt right.

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  • Cucco
    9 years ago

    They didn't. My teenage crushes were all anime characters.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Old enough? hahaha...

    Mine were Pat Benetar and the blonde in ABBA.

    ...yep...I'd still leave my wife for one night with either one, or in a perfect world, both...and my wife knows it.

    She rolls her eyes and still thinks that Patrick Swayze is faking his death so she can have her way with him.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Hahaha yeah, I added the age caveat when I remembered the average age here. Pat Benatar is hot! Now the blonde Abba lady and Swayze... not so much! Lol

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  • (.)(.)boobies
    9 years ago

    David Bowie. For an old man, he still looks fine.

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    • KeddersPrincess
      9 years ago

      I just watched Labyrinth for the first time since I was 8. My expression when it was over: O_O

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      • (.)(.)boobies
        9 years ago

        Is that a good expression?

        I haven't seen it since I was little either and back then I thought Mr. Bowie was sublime. I'm afraid if I saw it now it might not be the same.

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        • KeddersPrincess
          9 years ago

          That's the shocked expression. It's a rather..er...interesting movie.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    I never really had a teenage crush on a celebrity, I have one now but not so much as a teenager, I used to watch scrubs a lot and found Sarah chalke attractive and I remember being fairly young and seeing Kate beckinsale in the first underworld but never really had a crush

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  • zoffix
    9 years ago

    My teenage crush right now is fat, ugly, stupid, and a smoker.

    It's deeply amusing that I found her stunning and pledged my undying love back in the day.

    HAH!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I've never had a crush on a celebrity. However, the boy I had a crush on thru elementary and into HS has grown to be a fat, often publicly drunk deadbeat dad with kids by 5 different women. Not to mention he's toothless now as well.

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  • perfectxsilence
    9 years ago

    How about boyfriends? My teenage boyfriend aged horribly. He was okay looking, kind of cute when I crushed on him for a total of two months and now...I randomly saw a photo of him on FB through my friend's page the other day and oh man did he age horribly. It hasn't even been that many years later and he has grey hair, he's balding, he's obese and hairy...it's so gross LOL.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Maybe he was only an incubus after my soul. He's not on Facebook. He's not in the phone book; no matter where I look I just cannot find my high school crush anywhere. The strange thing is, he left the school right after I finally got over him *Twilight Zone music*

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I see... so that's when Gerard made his way into your freezer?

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      • KeddersPrincess
        9 years ago

        A little afterwards ;)

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  • NurseDiesel
    9 years ago

    Eddie Vedder still looks fine to me.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Mine were the Backsteet Boys and WWE's Undertaker. The Backsteet Boys have aged decently. The Undertaker, not so well.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      lol but not his fault, its the steroids

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      • NurseDiesel
        9 years ago

        Haha and look at poor Ahnold now. His body...it won't be bock.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          I have such an headache

          Maybe its a tumor

          It's notta tumahhhh

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        9 years ago

        When I look at what he looks like now, I wonder to myself what the hell was I thinking when I was a kid? I must of been out of my mind. Lol.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          Wrassling was all the rage in the 90's thou. I wasnt into it, but nearly everyone i knew was, guys and girl

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Would you have fucked him in 'The Wrestler'?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      If he had no face like on the DVD cover hell yeah!

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