How do i get rid of trash?

I have this issue where the neighbor goes through the trash. If its letters and notes they like to read them. I have reasons why I cant report this but now I have a stack of papers I carry in my bag, wallet, pocket since I CANT THROW ANYTHING AWAY. What do I do? I have thought of a few methods but I wish I did not have to go through all this hassle to begin with.

Poor water over it till it melts 4
Put it in outside trashcan and light on fire and put out withbkingsoda 3
Feed the paper to your dogs 0
Eat it yourself 2
Other 10
Use diffrent naibors trash without permission 2
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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Either get a paper shredder or just rip them yourself.

    This kind of reminds me of something I did a over a decade ago. Some dude was going through the trash cans reading the tossed out mail. Instead of telling my parents, I left some diarrhea, heavy menstruation, and urine in the bag the next time trash day came around. He never touched the trash again. XD

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    • RoseIsabella

      Have I told you lately that I love you?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I did a lot of stupid shit when I was an angry teenager. This was probably one of the dumbest. XD

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        • RoseIsabella

          Well, my dear, you probably should have told your folks about this creep, but honestly I think it's more hilarious than dumb. I love it when people teach degenerates a lesson!

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  • Mysteriousgirl1

    Why don't you get a paper shredder that way no one can read them xx

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  • seaturtle

    Set it on fire, or dispose of it somewhere else, like in school, work, subway, street garbage, etc.

    Also, you can flush little ones down the toilet once you rip them up real good.

    Good luck. And don't do drugs. You're too pretty for that.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Fire.

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  • Lazuli_Unicorn

    cut the paper, then put through shredder, then burn the remains, then pour milk on them, add eggs and cheese, fry it, and give it to your neighbor for breakfast.

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  • victorygin

    doesn't it just dissolve in the rain like a giant berocca?

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