How do puppets reproduce?

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I never quite understood this phenomenon.

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago | pl

    -First, Pinocchio gets a woody.
    -He sticks it in his girlfriends knothole.
    -There is plenty of friction, heat and smoke.
    -They share a cigarette afterward.
    - 9 months later a chip off the ole block appears.

    But if you're talking about ventriloquists dummies...their more into fisting and anal and usually adopt.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      In the original story Pinnocio was such a little shit! He killed Jimminy cricket, what the fuck kind of terrible person kills a cricket?

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      • BipolarDiscounts
        6 years ago

        A good kind!

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Nope.

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      • ThrowawayAccount1
        6 years ago

        Crickets in my house scare the fuck out of me for some reason, but I don’t think I’d kill one. Damn you, Pinocchio!

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      • CozmoWank
        6 years ago

        A puppet, that's who.

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          Puppets are evil, but technically Pinnocio is a marionette.

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          • Emokate
            6 years ago

            I am scared of both of them dolls too 🤤.

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          • CozmoWank
            6 years ago

            They are all freakazoidal automatons who suck out human souls while we sleep and secretly plot a world takeover.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    The fairy sat on pinochio's face and screamed LIE TO ME LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    They don't.

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  • lonewolf1253
    5 years ago

    Ask your mother.

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  • adolpholiverbush
    5 years ago

    I heard that Geppetto circumcised Pinocchio with a pencil sharpener.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    6 years ago

    A stalk puppet flies on set with the baby puppet hanging from a blanket in his beak - duh.

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  • xfg69
    6 years ago

    Puppets don't reproduce. They are made from the corpses of strangled ginger kids.

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  • BipolarDiscounts
    6 years ago

    Puppet cum!

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    • [Old Memory]
      6 years ago

      White yarn! XD

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  • Talkingaboutyou
    6 years ago

    They love having a big hand shoved up them.

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  • DoctorPunk
    6 years ago

    Only a psychotic would know. A psychotic once accused me of murdering a puppet.

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