How do you become an assassin?

Literally though, I'm not asking this because I want to be one, (okay maybe a little, I mean assassins are pretty badass) but like how do you even become one?

Do you just go up to the government and be like "lol i wanna be an assassin" like how?? I'm genuinely curious, does the government approach guards/military/whatever and just ask them or like do you have to do some weird cult shit or what?

Also I'm talking about assassins affiliated with the government who take "care" of threats "accidentally", not the rouge ones who work for themselves and are ILLEGAL.

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Comments ( 15 )
  • mypenisinyourmouth

    it's hidden in the name, really.
    Ass Ass In.
    You have to put your ass into another person's ass. The assholes should try to kiss probably.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Damn yourpenisinmymouth! I was going that direction. It's ok.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

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  • shuggy-chan

    If I told you, I would have to kill you

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    • slaughter me bby

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  • Fugazi,again

    If you prove you have the skills by being in the special forces or something and if theyre sure they can trust you. Youd probly have to be the top man the navy seals or something

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  • Roustabout

    Go down to your local police station and ask for a pamphlet.

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  • Curious-trans

    Are you certain youre of age to be on here?

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    • you're

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  • isaiah10

    why :( sorry

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    • it's okay soz i was being mean

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  • isaiah10

    XD LOL

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    • you need to stop

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  • BigBrother25

    By being born there. Asia is a content, Asian is more of a geographic term than a cultural term and Asian people refers to people born in the region (or descended from the region) bordered by Russia on the north west, Arabian peninsula on the south west, Russia in the North East and Indonesia in the south East. However Europe and Asia have no significant separation and is sometimes referred to as Eurasia. Africa is only a bit connected to Eurasia (Egypt-Israel) but that's not significant and Africa is a separate continent. I love Asian girls, especially Chinese girls.

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    • m8 i think you're lost, i didn't ask to be told about asia

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