How do you react when a fly is being a dooshbag?

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When your in bed.. and you hear a fly buzzing around and its like hitting walls its all like "bzzz..BUZ..bzzzzz..BUZ..bz..BUZ...bbzzzzzzzz.." and your all like pftt! dayum mista fly! get tho fawk outta here yo so annoyin! geesh! .... and then after like 10 minutes
it stops and your like omg wtf is it doing now...
So.. when a fly is in your room and its dark and you hear it buzzing like a fucking dooshbag what is your reaction?
it doing now..

Pet the fly, tuck him in bed, tell him to hush hush and goodnight. 36
Flip out, find the fly, kill it, peacefully go back to bed. 64
Draw it out the door.. after 96844 unsuccessful attempts you trap him. 18
Plug your ears, go back to bed. 11
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Comments ( 32 )
  • Yumazing
    12 years ago

    So no one burns at the stake anymore? Damn youngsters.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    I open the window and use a newspaper to guide the fly outside. Wasps are worse. They always seem to come back. I've got a very low opinion of the intelligence of wasps. Give me bees any day. Bees are just great!

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  • AnaBanna
    12 years ago | pl

    *douche bag* I'm more annoyed with stupid spelling errors.

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    • shuggy-chan
      12 years ago

      i hate "dooshbags" that cant spell

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      • Allistalla
        11 years ago

        LOL even if this is a troll this is funny .

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        lmfao oops (:

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  • tox
    12 years ago

    Dropkick it in face.

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  • VsegdaTemnata
    12 years ago

    HAHAHAHAH i loved this post. But I kill dat muffucka like a fuckin B-O-double-$

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  • SoccerStud88
    12 years ago

    a douchebag fly...i thought i had heard it all o.o

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  • chewy
    12 years ago

    I think you mean douche bag

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    I only use beetles for my vaginal hygiene.

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    • karmasAbich
      12 years ago

      Hahaha!!!

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    • disthing
      12 years ago

      huh?

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  • MrPedobeard
    12 years ago

    I'd hut the fucker down, trap it in a jar, drown it in lighter fluid then set it on fire and watch it burn. Then I'd go take a shit, and go back to bed.

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  • Wolfheart
    12 years ago

    Lmao do you talk like that?xD Anyways I'll try to guide the fly out but if its being stupid and keeps banging against my window than I'll just put my headphones on and crank up the music

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  • Kutieadb
    12 years ago

    I love this post,

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  • Gurlie
    12 years ago

    "bzzz..BUZ..bzzzzz..BUZ..bz..BUZ...bbzzzzzzzz.." and your all like pftt! dayum mista fly! get tho fawk outta here yo so annoyin! geesh!"
    Hahahahahaha this made me crack up!!!!!!!!! An I the only one who found this hilarious? xD hahaha

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  • skyeracrystal28
    12 years ago

    I brutally murder the fly and sleep very well through the night.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    i'll open the door if they dont get the message i twirl the towel and flick em hard, good night mr fly

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    • Shackleford96
      12 years ago

      You must have pretty good aim to whip a fly with a towel?

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        yes if a fly was perched on the end of your nose i could hit it, youd scream and be possibly blinded but the fly would be dead

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  • Audrina
    12 years ago

    Stun them and feed them to the spiders :)

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    • Shackleford96
      12 years ago

      I like this :)

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  • SoccerStud88
    12 years ago

    man this rabbit is a douchebag. That turtle is a fuckin douchebag.

    I'm starting to like these types of phrases :D

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
    12 years ago

    Are you Boxxy?

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      lolol no.

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    If you are going to use a word as meaningless as douchebag, at least learn to spell it first. Then, I chase the fly around the room for half and hour with a slipper before waking up the dog by jumping around too much, and he in turn wakes up the rest of the house by barking unrepressibly. Via three seperate species, everyone in the house is now awake. The fly is very good at this.

    The next time, earplugs would be a better idea >_>

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    I get freaked out and keep on moving around. If that doesn't work theeeeeeennnnn.... IT'S VACUUM TIME!!

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  • Jimbobasaur
    11 years ago

    ask the fly for sex, maybe he'll respect you more and stop being such a d-bag. maybe you could be fuck buddies

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  • SMALLS
    11 years ago

    i turn on a light to attract it to the light then shoot it with a pellet gun, kills the fly, get to use a gun, and almost no damage other than to the fly

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  • Juicedrink
    11 years ago

    Sleep in a different room

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  • graphic_nature
    12 years ago

    I'm too lazy to get out of bed. I just put the pillow over my ears :P

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